always something there to remind me

Again it's been a week and lots of fabulous things have happened. Sunday was gay at work and I honestly cannot remember a single thing except that Peter C. Bond told me I did a "perfect" job and that's all that matters. After work Ho called me and we decided to spontaneously go to some concert at TLA. We had a blast driving to Phillayyy (it had been over a month since I'd been there, cry cry) as we listened to some old school music aka music from May of 2005 (enough said). Something about pancakes on the tablecloth???? We froze our asses off walking a thousand blocks to Starbucks where waited in the neverending line to piss in a shitty bathroom and then drink something warm. NEXT was the fun amazing fabulous part of the whole entire evening!! We got our little tickets and entered the building and were amazed to see about maybe seven people besides ourselves, yeahhh. So we laughed and made fun of people as usual. Pretty much everyone we had just seen in Starbucks was at this concert. Lots of boyssss as well (with fab hair). Ummm some weirdo guy just came up to me and Ho and just stood beside me and started a conversation. He was like...stoned or something. His eyes were at least 75% closed and he had Ryan Cabrera hair, ewwww. He was also extremely tall and thin and just WEIRD...kinda like T-Mills/Salad Fingers HAHA. Ummm Ho and I were our usual bitchy selves and eventually he abandoned us. There was also a guy who was the child of Kurt Cobain and the Nickelback guy...dead serious. Basically I knew NONE of the band whatsoever which was different. The first band had some gay name with "Champion" in it and at that point the crowd consisted of all of their loud/drunk/flamboyant/old/ugly/weird friends that cheered for them. The drummer = John Bender of TBC. I can't even remember what they sounded like except Ho says they had some sort of recording playing a second guitar since they only had three guys, ha.

Nexxxxt was the funniest/weirdest fucking thing I have experienced at a concert thus far in life. They (five strange men/boys with long hair) were called Elefant (with an f) and they were...interesting. The singer obviously thought he was the hottest thing to ever walk the Earth, ew. He was kinda hot though but it doesn't matter. They were good except for the singer and his fucked up actions. He was all like ripping off his shirt and wearing the tightest pants ever and prancing around the stage leaning over the crowd eager to get his picture taken. MY LORD...he was too much. I couldn't even hear him singing but it was still entertaining. At one point he like practically fell of the stage because someone was taking his picture. He put his LARGE hands all over some little Asian chick's head. He practically made out with some chick in the audience. He also came OFF the stage, seperated the audience and ROLLED AROUND on the floor, Jesusssss God what the hell??? I also couldn't help but notice that he was staring longingly at the microphone like he wanted to bang it. So yeah...I felt weird after that but I'll never forget that guy...I think that's what he's going for in life.

Umm the main band was like something...Black Rebel Motorcycle Club perhaps?? I dunno they were all right. I liked a few of the songs but they were kinda slooooow (not cool). The one guy was cute so at least I had something to preoccupy my time when I was feeling a little bored. OHHH speaking of hot men there was one with amazingly fabulous crystal blue eyes and REAL black hair behind Hoehn taking little pictures...he was probably gay though which is becoming the norm in my life. Good hair + nice eyes = GAYYY (Steven, Rainbow Brite, etc.). Overall the evening was fantabulous...on the way home I bumped into Gregory Bond (PCB's "hot" son, yeah okkk) at the rest stop at MIDNIGHT and now he thinks I'm some hardcore partier (which he thought already because of a headache I had) and now he loves to just bring it up whenever I see him at work..."Late night partying huh Jess????" UGH shut the fuck up GB you aren't hot. OHHH I loved the whole night of random concerts and funny things about whore bags and just Hoehn...she's funny.

Monday was...me trapped at home and then going to Wal-Mart (HAHAHA I can't stay away. Lindsay came over a little later and we went to B&N and read books about how to be bitches (which we aren't, SURPRISE). After that I was summoned to WM (AGAIN) by Monicaaa and CF (now known as cock fucker) because of JAMES sighting. GREEEEEEEN!!! Too bad he fucking left before we got there. Lindsay and I had a fight a we broke up, HAHA. Ohhh and there are these REALLY GOOD hairbrushes there with this handle...

Tuesday was like the best day of the week/my life. I wasn't home all day and I loved it. I don't think Lindsay and I even went anywhere except the library. Work at night was hysterical...I love Heather and Monica!! We took many wonderful photos, mostly of Heather and some "shockers" and pictures of maintenence people and ahhhh it was great. I was extremely happy on Tuesday. I didn't even mind being at work and it was INVENTORY aka death. Also David/Dad and my bf Dawson visited and that was fun too. OMG the army dude is related to dickhead and the boy/girl!!!!!! This makes no sense to anyone. No JAMES, cry. I can't remember what else happened.

Wednesday was amazing as well. I was in a laughing mood in which everything/everyone is extremely funny. Some people wore blue gloves in Shakespeare??? Awwww!!! Lindsay had a flat tire, HAHA I'm mean. I drove her to McDonalds and she ate and I starved and I actually brought my "American Bible" or whatever into MD's to "study" or something. Lindsay learned some "SHOCKING" things HAHAHAHA. Next we went to the library because the CL is overrated. I laughed at everything (literally) and Lindsay reenacted her collisions with pink and purple pens. EVERYTHING was funny. Next was THEOLOGY and guess what everyone...ME = NOT NERVOUS!!!!!!!! It was the best, much like last Wednesday except certain boys WERE there this time. Whatever...everything with that is so dumb. At this moment in time I have decided I'm completely over and done with that. I was mean and it was fun and I even threw around some insults about immaturity...I wasn't brave enough to say the famous phrase of the day "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY" haha and that is with NO exclamation point for obvious reasons. Lindsay and I had some "time to kill" before this dinner we went to for Psychology so we went to the library and sat and ate Suckway mints that HEATHER put in my purse. I took down this huge ass Bible off the shelf and almost got crushed. The Psychology thing was cool I suppose...we sat with a "sister" and some weird people and then after it was over we made fun of everyone and criticized everything. I'm just being honest. Ummmm Lindsay and I both have anxiety disorders due to thinking that EVERYONE in a room is watching us when they're obviously not (irrational). Nothing else happened last night except me not doing homework again.

Today was gross because of rain/snow/sleet/chunks of ice flying at me when I walked outside. Classes were normal with the exception of the brand spanking new love of my life...too bad I'm a shy loserrrr. He has a nice CAR (wow imagine that, someone actually having a license and car). I was done class a little early so I decided to go to Best Buy and blow some money that I don't have on music, yay. I bought this fantasitic New Wave 80s compilation and it's like perfection...there are no words for the greatness. Work tonight was gay but OVERALL it was great because CF is FIRED!!!!!!!!! She gave away more free stuff and is gonna get kicked to the curb. No mo ho!!!!!!!!!! I also saw the back of JAMES' body strolling down the aisle wearing GRAY and not GREEEEEN. Tonight was also hot guy appreciation night...we saw an overload of fabulous looking men/boys. One had a lip ring and nice eyes, another had BLUE eyes and black hair (aka perfect according to Monica and myself). Amish people asked for "nachos" pronounced "knock-o's" HAHAHA and I sang "JUST EAT IT" by MJ and Monica sang Macho (aka Mock-o) Man and wow we're nuts. Ohhh no I just remembered these two nice dudes gave us Jesus loving business cards and I forgot mine!!! Funny shit. Did I mention I saw JAMES??? Yeahhh.

Currently I am still happy, surprise surprise. Tomorrow is fab Friday in which I have my favorite class and then I get to see my favorite people! Also, CORTNEY GOT FIRED TONIGHT!! "Sucks" to be her I guess...she'll have to find a new career like prostitution or something. Ewww. I get paid tomorrow and that is also something to look forward to. It's finally Friiiiiday. I also have another double date with Mon, Dave/Dad, and baby D, hahahaha. That'll be interesting...I believe we're going bowling and then shopping possibly at KOP.

Hmmm also tonight I was MEAN and I feel bad but I don't at the same time. Yay for me being a bitch. Ummm nothing else is too exciting and it's reallyyyyy late so I'm probably going to bed now. PEACE.