but nobody cares

Oh my goshhhh drama with all things retarded i.e. work, homework, friends, life in general. Plus, half of this just got deleted when I pushed post soooooo...it's not gonna be as amazingly perfect and hilarious as it should've been...

So yeah I was gonna be all secretive about certain happenings but guess what: I'M NOT. So get over it. Honestly. I'm just trying to be normal and un-retarded about it.

Soo after my little post on Wednesday I went to youth group and it was kind of boring as usual. It's like having another college class except there is no homework. I miss when it was fun and Lois was there, cry cry cry. We talked about spreading Jesus's love or something like that. I still hadn't recieved a phone call back from this person who isn't just "some person" anymore but named Lindsay Herr so I called again and surprise surprise no answer. So then I came home and died and worried about everyone and what was going on and if anyone had killed anyone yet. Then I was talking about Kim and she encouraged me to call Lindsay's house because she can't avoid me there (haha). SO I DID. Holy Jesus we talked for five and a half hours. It was groundbreaking. We also made plans to chill the next afternoon since we didn't have school (shhh don't tell Suckway).

Sooo we went to Panny's (hahahahaha) and saw gay boys and old people. Then we went to B&N and I learned French and she learned about dogs smiling. THEN we had to rush back so I could go to the hairdresser for my nails (bubblegum pink this time if you wondered). On the way back we were listening to the best band ever (Augustana) and I was explaining how they were opening for this other band in Philly that night. So she said "We should go" and I said "OMG I have to work" and then she said "So what?" and I said "OK I'LL CALL OFF". So I made my mommy call me in that I was stuck at school and I feel terrible but get the hell over it...I was being "spontaneous". Soooo then we drove all the way there and guess what the fuck happened???? THAT BAND WASN'T PLAYING TONIGHT AND SOMEONE ELSE TOOK THEIR SPOT. Goshhhh update the website losers. I rely on that. I put my life on the line...false advertising. So then I was like all wanting to still go but I didn't know the other bands so we just walked around. OMG holy hot boys everywhere. It was amazing and I want to move there.

Soooo then we went in like zero stores except Tower and read interesting books and then it was time to refill the meter. More hot boys and some gay ones and it was cool. We walked to the end thing that is over the highway and briefly conversed about committing suicide (KIDDING!). It was windy and awesome and I could see the Tweeter place and I want to move there too. WIND!!! Then we got cheese steaks (awesome even though they dont use gloves there and they put all their SWEAT into it) and parked illegally in a handicapper space to eat them. Then we got lost for like 10 minutes (but what else is new) and then we finally made it home and it only took me less than an hour AND I WASN'T EVEN DRIVING THAT FAST GOSHHHH. So when we reached Denver it was extremely un-late so we went to Wal-Mart (my other home). There we saw so many interesting thing as usual. OMGGGGGGGGGGG Me-Kay-Elle was working and his hair was the fruitiest thing imaginable. It had red chunky highlights and was twisted into this ponytail/STYLED/curled with a curling iron MESS that was just horrendous. He still looked "hot" with those eyebrows though. Man, I wish mine looked that good. Him and Danny G pranced homosexually around the front of the store. Oh and self checkouts are new and fun. Sweeet. OH AND WE SAW THE ICEBERG AND HIS NEW "WIFE" AND "KIDS". We also saw PCB and "tall Greg with the red eyes" building Suckway in the back of Wally World. Little did I know I'd be working there in less than 20 hours...

After all that I slept for a million hours and it felt like heaven. Then I read 2 pages in my book for school and spent the rest of the day watching dumb MTV shows. Then at like 4:45 (15 minutes before I was supposed to be at DENVER) I found out I had to work at Wal-Mart. I was so pissed to start off I almost cried. I drove there dangerously in the rain and almost died a lot. So I finally get there and there's like 85 zillion people working including: me, Alyssa, Micah, Phylly, PCB, SLOW walks-with-a-stick-up-his-ass-or-maybe-its-just-the-TIGHT-pants Greg, (Dollar) Bill the inspector (gadget), and "Susan". Not gonna lie...it was slightly hectic. Let me just say, best fucking idea ever though. PCB is gonna be a rich happy man when he retires, sipping Pina Coladas through hot pink twisty straws in the Caribbean while I struggle financially to pay for school with my measly paychecks. HAHA. But yeah that store was so busy it's not even funny. There were cool people there though...I'm so glad Alyssa was there or else I wouldn't have made it through the night. Oh and this Micah kid isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. Awww he is really nice and funny and him and I are a lot alike...awwwww how cuuuteee. Ok, not even gonna go there whoa bad me. All those crazy people finally left and it was just me and Lys left to fend for ourselves...we tried our best and I think we did pretty damn good for it being so busy and us not knowing what the hell we were doing half the time.

OMG I HAD TO PEE SO BAD THE WHOLE NIGHT but I couldn't even go because certain serial killers who want to murder me aka a certain cart boy who "hates" me, was on the loose and I didn't want to walk the aisles alone. He even appeared in the Subway area TWICE and I had a heart attack and the first time I went and got "cucumbers" (read: HID IN THE BACK) and the second time PCB was lecturing us. I was frightened slightly. His little friend with the velcro (how do you spell that) shoes came a lot too. They were all wet in the rain, haha SUCKERSSSSS. Maybe something involving PNEUMONIA will happen. Basically the rest of the night was me pissing my pants and swearing all over the place and Alyssa was shocked. OMG the trash incinerator there is scary and the scary Wal-Mart people that work in "the back" wouldn't even help us because we're amateurs I guess. We finally got out of there at TWELVE FORTY FIVE IN THE MORNING HOLY JESUS. I'm not too sure about that place yet...it's kinda fun because it's new and different and clean and we get to see all the cool people that shop at WM. Plus there are like 50x more boyssss than there are at Denver (customers of course, NOT employees...). But there is the chance of me/my car being destroyed or killed by the serial killer. After we were done Alyssa came with me to buy some phone minutes and we saw Danny G and I think I scared him because I was like "HIIIIII!!!!!" but hey I was tired and hyper. And NO I do not love him goshhh. OH OH and that store (the Suckway in Wal-Mart) is officially Suck-Mart. WOW I AM SO FUNNY.

On the way to my car I worried my tires would be slashed or there would be like a cart imprint on the side (hahahaha) but it was dark and raining and I couldn't see anything. I'm pretty sure my tires are intact because I made it home alive and in once piece (except for my little cut on my finger from sharp bins that sliced me) and it's like soooo early in the morning I should be sleeping but I just can't because I'm hyper. Tomorrow (today) is Saturday and of course I have to go with my dad to do grocery things and bank things and me getting coffee things and it hopefully not raining anymore things. Then homework, then NH with Sarah (she's driving whoo hoo), then homework, then sleeping, then more homework, them my uncle (with the cool earring), then visiting Alvernia (??), then more homework, then me taking lots of Excedrine, then jumping off a cliff, then me dying, then drama again, crying, then school things (repeat last week except for vacation...oh and STEVE CLARK), then work a lot (possibly at Suck-Mart on Sunday PM). Whoaaa and that concludes the past three days of my life. Please wait until the ride has come to a complete stop before exiting. BYE LOVES.

Peace, Love, and Triple Panning, *Jess* (HAHAHA only the cool kids like me, Lys, Micah, Susan, and Dolla Bill know what double, triple, and quadruple panning is and OMG that is a lame Subway joke that no one but me understands and it's time for sleep now)

P.S. I really hate to write about how much fun I had with certain people and blah blah blah because I know it probably hurts people's feeling but as of now I am pretending I know nothing about it and continue to act the way I did "before" since it is none of my business or so I hear so much. So if I hurt your feelings I am sorry and I don't know what to do but I am still here to talk to anyboy who wants to talk. Ok now I'm gonna go worry and bite my nails some more and sleep a little, BYE.

Oh and leave comments peeeeeeseeeeee because they are fun and make my day...kbye.