tonight the sky is painted

WORN OUT = me. Ohhh my word...I think I'm overwhelmed with everything. Okkkk so I think I last wrote about my fab night at Wally Land and then it was like 3 AM and none of what I wrote made any sense. The rest of the weekend went sadly I think. On Saturday morning I went out with my dad like always and got my little coffee and paycheck and it was raining of course. I also discovered that the the night before my car door was OPEN all night in the rain and now the back floor is all wet and the front seat and there's puddles and yeahhh it smells like Ho's car real bad in there. Anyway, me and my daddy went grocery shopping and stuff like that. Ew we had these retarded guy ringing us up...he thought he was "funny" and him and my dad were like best buds for life laughing and joking around. Embarrassing. So after that I came home and relaxed until Sarah G came to pick me up to head to NH in the downpour. OMG everything was flooded and we went all the way to where Wal-Mart is and the stupid fucking road was closed. Of course our first instinct was to call Rash since they'd know what to do. Ran answered and we cried to her like losers for help. We had to drive alllll the way back to Denver and go the longest way possible. Overall time of driving/dying = one hour, fifteen minutes.

NH was just splendid. I did a shitty job closing but who cares, right? Some sexy (not really) boys came in and one was like a clone of the skater guy from Clueless but with Walton's face. HOT STUFF. The rest of the night was dead but we made more mistakes and ran to Ran (hahahahah) for help. She probably hates us even more now. Ohhh and we left dear EUGENE a love letter from both of us. Oh and I don't dislike Sarah G anymore...even though I never really did...but she's cool. I was sad on Saturday evening...cry cry don't know why.

Ok on Sunday morning I slept in til like 11 something and then my uncle came over. He wanted to see what Alvernia looked like so I picked up Lindsay and he followed us there and we had a little tour. My school is cooler than Kutztown according to her...but it's teeny tiny. That would be so cool if little LMH transferred there...then we'd be dorks together and we could make fun of everyone. It would be great hahaha. After that my uncle and I parted ways and me and Lindsay went to Wal-Mart to visit BB at Suckmart. She made us food and we felt retarded sitting there but oh well. PCB was a little pissed. So then I had to buy phone minutes and we're walking down the aisle and we see Ho and retard (SORRY) walking in front of us. Wow what a coincidence. After that we went back to BB and then we left.

Since my car smells like I don't know what, we switched vehicles and then headed back up to Reading since we practically live at B&N now. Instead of going there Lindsay's like "LET'S GO TO KUTZTOWN" and i'm like YES let's so we did. Aww how cute. It's big there and I don't like it, sorry. We thought about all the little KU kiddies, so we called Smann up to maybe visit her (and use her potty) but she didn't answer, sad sad. Then we went to some random grocery store and to use the potty but they didn't have one. Then Rachel called and we almost go into an accident. Then we drove down south and went to B&N to pee and this retard guy that worked there like pushed past me running to pick up some delivery...like a pizza or something. So random. THEN I SAW THE PAGODA and Lindsay and I discussed how Alvernia is more awesomer and better than Kutztown and then we discussed career options. We're just so serious sometimes it shocks me. I called Rachie back and her and Jose were helping her step mom with the "stinky animals" and we got to see them and they're COOL. I also want to go back there and buy every single bag they have available...they are all COOL and CHEAP. Joe picked out the one he liked the most...sparky and pink!!! HAHA. Umm there is some dirty perverted stuff in that store like the "dork" lotion...it says "To keep your dork smooth like pork." Ummm what??? OH OH I called Suckway to get my schedule and almost cried. But I'm ok at the moment because I like Wal-Mart now but we'll get to that later.

Soooo then we left and I went home in my smelly car. Worse night ever...I felt like puking and so did like everyone else I know. Hey I don't like when my friends are talking about killing themselves, even if they are joking ok????? SO STOP (haha). I only got like 2 hours of the sleep the last two nights and I worked for almost 8 hours last night at Walllllll-Mart. Ohhh it was so much fun though. I worked with the new people Sam and Monica who are COOL. We laughed so hard at everything. We see the weirdest people ever. Ew and I saw this shithead loser cart boy like twice. Ohhhh and his friend, "the hat kid" with the velcro shoes except he wasn't wearing them. AWWWW he is cute. He came and got food and him and I were discussing hot dogs. For real. I kinda love him now. Not really. Maybe. We'll see...hahaha. Ummm I saw Danny G and waved again and he was all like SMILE SMILE SMILE WAVE SMILE LOOK SMILE. I was like WTF. Umm the stupid gay blonde turtleneck boy that works there came again. We are getting well acquainted with everyone that orks there. I never want to leave (haha). As long as I am working with cool people I'll work there. OHHH and Sam waved at the gold hoodie boy (gay man shopping with this boyfriend...we think) and he waved back and then came to the counter but we hid so he left. :( So many funny stories from last nightttttttt. "Greg" aka "that guy in the back...what's his name again??" aka "George/Gary/GERTRUDE (best name ever)" was there a lot because I was freaking out. HAHA that guy is so funny...just the way he is. He thinks he's all high and mighty and he's all touching everyone like always. I briefly discussed myself being murdered there and he wanted to go out and "have a talk" with the shithead cart boy but I said NO. But for those of you who know what Greg looks like...wouldn't that be fucking hilarious. Him and Loserface in a brawl in the parking lot?? Torn orange vests and Subway visor scatted across the sidewalk...the cute hat kid watching from the sidelines eating a HOT DOG. OMGGGGG I love that store. But yeah Gertrude is pretty hilarious. He has a gay friend. Lots of gays there...I'm surprised. Sooo last night I didn't do my homework but somehow I made it through my classes and got away with it, sweeettt. I hate this weather...I want SUNNY autumn not dreary autumn. Goshhh come out sun, come out come out.

IN ONE HOUR I GET TO GO TO MY SECOND HOME and see Gertrude and the hat kid and MEE KAY ELL (who was there last night and I told Monica about his hair and then we saw him...he looked frightened that I worked there). OHHH MY GOSH. Ohhh and the Night Rider is back in action at Denver Suckway and I am not even there to see him (not that I want to of course). AND RASH IS NO LONGER and yes I am serious and yes he broke up with her and yessssssss it's kind of amazing. I'll hold myself back from saying anything furthur since it's a "secret" even though everyone else saw it coming like 8 years ago. So right now I am a little stressed with school and work but at least work is fun for now. COME AND VISIT US TONIGHT. Everything is funny there. And this is really bad I know,but I'm excited to see the hat boy with the velcro shoes. Even though he is "friends" with the loser. And he's probably like 16 or something. But that's ok. That never stopped me before. BYE.

P.S. I like comments, hehe I feel like I'm on XANGA or something, word. Ohhh and don't correct my mistakes anymore RETARD this isn't English class, haha. OMG THE CONCERT IS IN TWO DAYS AND I'M DYING LIKE THIS MORNING IT HIT ME. Ohh Chicago too. Wow I feel cool.