and life was perfect

Ahhhhhh I know I already wrote in here once today but after work I feel the urge to write again. None of my little buddies are around for me to blab to so I'll just write it in here.

Soooo I had to work at Wal-Mart and it was fun. Yes, fun. I had to work with Alyssa, Monica, and Caroline but Caroline already quit (gosh) so there was some new person coming. Soo Philly and Gertrude were also there helping out for a little...Gertrude was all touchy feely again. Hilarious. He held my hand at once point. So yeah this new person is some guy from the Leola store and I'm like "OOOOHHH A BOY!!!!" and Phyl is like "Yeah you guys will like him..." blah blah blah. Soooo then the kid shows up and he is like total nerd alert. He reminded me of JOSH ELSER so much it was scary...not in looks but just his actions and the way he talked. He kinda sounded gay but not really...and he had girly/gay actions so I don't know.

Us girls were being silly of course and at first he seemed to like working with us but then we kinda ganged up on him and we spent a large part of the night whispering about him and making fun of him. He kept coming into the room and we'd all start laughing and he'd just stand there blushing and say "I know you're talking about me!" We even gave his own little girly name just like Gertrude...he was "Shirley". He did like all the work and I think he started to hate us because of all the whispering. I hated him too (so much like Elser) and the three of us just kept making fun and joking around with him but I think he was getting seriously pissed. So at one point in the night myself, Monica, and this guy (Steve with some funky last name that starts with a Z) started talking about something random and it turned into a conversation between him and I. Ohhh sidenote: me @ work = the real me aka not the school me where I don't talk. So yeah I'm talking to this kid (shocker I know) about what I don't remember, but he takes off his hat and he's like "Yeah this is so not me..." referring to his hair. So naturally I'm like "OHHHHH WHY NOT???" because ya know he is hinting at cool hair. He's like "Yeah...I'm looking for a new job and I just cut off all my hair." So I ask how it was before and he goes into this detailed description about how it fell over his little eye and sighhhhhh I just died right there. I was like fanning myself and Monica died laughing. So then I fake cried and told him that scissors are evil and he agreed. I told him that what he once had was "cool hair" and he actually knew what I meant and said he misses his hair and that it was just "amazing" with that little noise at the end like ahh. OMG that is my word.

At this point Monica is like shocked that I'm talking to this loser kid we've been making fun of the whole time. So then we started talking about school and college and stuff and after that it was just love (for me anyway). So then Monica could tell and she's all like "Ooohhhhh" and we continued to tease him the rest of the night but he liked it I think. He was like "Yeah...I wear girls pants too" and whoa ok. I asked him if he does the whole popping of the collar (which = not allowed in my opinion) and his response was "OMG no...that is the most annoying thing in the world...I beat up kids who do that." PERFECT ANSWER. Then he started talking about all the TIGHT clothes he wears and I can't even finish this paragraph.

So thennnn he had to put the little food cart in the fridge and he came out asking for someone to help and I offered. Yeah I was shocked too, it's okay. So me and him go back aloneeeee to the fridge and we lift it in and we were all cooperative and helping each other...real teamwork. IT WAS JUST MAGICAL. So then I had to show my little strength and hold it up ALL BY MYSELF and when we finally got it after like 5 minutes of heaven...I mean trying...he was like (literally) "Wow, we are awesome." And I'm dying and it WAS awesome. So then I was in love for the rest of the night and I was like thinking the whole time "Whoaaaa I'm talking to a boyyy who once had COOL HAIR". Ohhhmmyygooddddd I wish he worked there all the timeeeee but he doesn't and I'm crying inside. He was just a replacement. Damn him. So now I'll probably never see him again...I could've like...I don't knowwww.

I had had had to write about that or else I would've died on the inside. The night was just extra special. I love boys, especially this one. I can't believe how decieving Suckway clothes and a haircut can be. I mean seriously. OHHH AND HE HATES RAN TOO and when I said Rash died he was like "OH MY GOD GOOD FOR JOSH, what a smart kid!" and I said that Randi needs to die and he said "Yes Randi does need to die immediately." And we were just like the same person then...haha. Omg I just wrote this all about some boy. That I'll never see again. I have to see him again immediately or else I'll die. EUGENE pales in comparison to the connection with Shirley. I'm totally overexaggerating by the way. OKKKK I think I'm finished being a 14 year old girl so bye bye.

P.S. THIS STEVE PERSON CALLED GREG TO ASK HIM ABOUT SOMETHING AND SAID GREG SOUNDED "HAPPY" AND I SAID YEAH I BET HE'S REALLLLLL HAPPY...DRUNK. SO GREG COMES IN AND STEVE/SHIRLEY COMES UP TO ME AND DOES THE DRINKING MOTION WITH HIS HAND AND PONTS TO GREG AND I'M LIKE I TOLD YOU AND WE BONDED OVER THAT MOMENT. YEAHHHH.