gonna live my life to destroy your world

OH MY GOD. It's been like 60 days and cool stuff happened. This is gonna be long.

Ummm on Wednesday night I went to youth group and then Rachel and I went to visit Alyssa and BB at Suckway, fun times. Lindsay was supposed to call me but she got stuck with her boss so we didn't go anywhere. On Thursday evening I had to work and then Lindsay and I went to Wal-Mart to visit some cool kids. I met a boy who doesn't know what oregano is HAHA. We saw Me-Kay-Ell looking as amazing as ever with his sexy hair, JUST KIDDING. We were there really late and it was fun. I WROTE A LOVE LETTER TO STEVE too.

FRIDAY was the big day. I had classes all day and then we were supposed to leave for the concert at like 3:00 but I got stuck at gay school so we ended up leaving at 4:00. Ashleigh wound up not going, thanks a lot loser (if you read this which I think you do). It was just me, BB, and Lindsay and the traffic was sooo bad. On the way we stopped at some shitty rest stop with retarded workers and scary customers, ahhhh. It was RAINING of course. We finally got off the TP but the stupid traffic was like completely stopped at the toll booths for about one hour, goshhhh. We almost got hit by 73 trucks. We finally made it over the big huge cool bridge (Ben Franklin) and then we were in a different state! It was a first for me (driving alone to a different state). We were trying to get there by like 6:30 but we ended up not parking until 7:20 and it was starting at 7:30 so we had to go right in. Camden is like ghetto and even the parking lot of the Tweeter Center was ghetto (the building wasn't). There were creepy black dudes walking around trying to sell t-shirts and sticking them right at everyone's car windows.

Okkkk so we finally made it inside and it was just oh so exciting. There were people (aka: BOYS) all over the place and oh my God it was just amazing. Lots of people wearing black (not Lindsay) and being extremely pale. Our tickets were general admission and I had this idea in my head of how it was gonna look and boy was I wrong. We were soooo close and yeah...way closer than I ever imagined. The first band was Reggie and the Full Effect and eh...they were alright. Oh and it was pretty much the loudest thing I've ever experience thus far in my life. I mean seriously...every inch of my clothing was vibrating as were my ear drums. It was awesome. So that band was retarded and not worth talking about. THEN Alkaline Trio (!!!) was next and die die die they started their thing with music from A Clockwork Orange. Sweet sweet sweet. They were really really really good even though I only knew a few songs. Defintely in love with them after that experience. After their fantabulous performance there was a huge gap in which they played overly loud rap music. BB danced and tried to grab the ass of her "husband" aka the extremely hot guy we saw from afar and somehow moved right in front of us. BB couldn't see and Lindsay looked straight out of a GAP ad...with my shoes on.

The huge gap of raptastic music was FINALLY over and then I pretty much died when the MCR boys came on the stage. The fro boy was on our side and BB's midget was on the other side. Ohhhhh and GERARD was just wonderful. Couldn't have been better. The whole thing was just perfection. We didn't even die in the "mosh pit" because there wasn't really one at all. Funny things happened like people throwing their bras onstageand G's funny commentary about it. OMG all his little motions (with the HAIR) and lots of FUCKS and FUCK YEAHS and middle fingers and awwwww his voice...that Lindsay doesn't even like, what the hell. But even she had fun and that has to mean something. WE COULDN'T EVEN SEE GERARD'S PANTS AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION, gosh. Oh my God I never wanted to leave it was the best ever. I can't say if it was better than the Killers but it was definitely the coolest thing ever. AHHHHHHHHH it was just...there is no word but I'll try a few: AMAZING, FANTASTIC, AWESOME, EXCELLENT, FABULOUS. Be jealous.

Oohh getting out of the parking lot was fun and the people next to us were listening to the (current) best band in the world Panic at the Discooooooooooooo. Somehow I got us back to Pennsylvania in one piece, haha. We went to Philly to attempt to find food and/or drink but it was all crowded and Friday-night-busy-ish so we just left. I'm pretty sure all three of us were sleeping at once point. We got home like after 2:00 and then BB and I stayed up til almost 4:00 and then slept for a zillion hours. THEN I WORKED and I can't even remember that far back so whatev. I also worked on Sunday = gay.

Hmmm this past week was such a blur. It had to be the longest week of my life. I worked Monday and Tuesday after school and did homework and that's pretty much it. BUT on Wednesday evening, my father and I picked up Lindsay and we headed down to Philly for some fun events, hehehehe. First we got stuck in traffic. Duh. We got some cheesetastic steaks from Jim's. Then Lindsay and I roamed around South Street and of course we ended up in Tower reading all the fabulous books about music and sex and random stuff that makes no sense but is extremely hilarious. These two guys came in and walked past us and they looked all "cool" with cool hair and rock star type clothing. So me and Lindsay are all nudging each other etc. and then they start talking and they're speaking a different language and we're like WOW but then we kinda forgot about them. That story seems random and irrelevent but TRUST ME it will make it's way back.

We met my daddy at TLA and went inside and WHOA it was so small. There was like no one in there and Lindsay and I made fun of the few who were there so far, hahahaha. How mean. Okkkk so the first band started and they were COOL. They were called People In Planes aka PIP and it was love at first sight. They were from Wales and had the little accent and whoa die. The singer was like Johnny Depp's cheekbones. Also, the guitarist was like Stony Coder with dreads and I am not even kidding. There was also a cool Mexican keyboard guy with a neato hat. LOVE THEM (kisses, PIP). Then the other band came on and GUESS THE FUCK WHO IT WAS?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The guys from Tower...well two of them anyway. I swear to God. They were ummmm full of energy. Like I never saw someone jump so high in the air without a trampoline. They were SWEDISH by the way (hence the different language) and pretty damn cool even though it seemed like they were on speed or something. They were just weird and Swedish...kinda like that other band, the ones that dance funny and dress alike. Yeah they were exactly like them but different music. They even had some sort of Hitler-inspired cult-like hand gesture. Weird.

After almost an hour long gap, THE BRAVERY hopped on the stage. I like them. The singer looks different in real life...the fauxhawk was missing, wtf dude. I'm lucky I could even see him since the tallest fucking girl in the whole world was right in front of me. But yes, they were awesome and energetic and cool and good. Lots of tight pants and eyeliner...works for me. We were like freakin close because of how small the place was and the fact that about 75% of the people showed up an hour late. That made it that much more thrilling. There were also these weird guys running back and forth during the Bravery wearing only Speedos and weird masks on their faces, HAHAHAHA. One of the setter upper guys looked like John Walton's twin, dead serious. "It's definitely the mouth" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Interesting people in the crowd (not all gay men as my dad expected) except for this one that danced hilariously. I'll never get that image out of my head. I will re-enact it for anyone who wishes to see it if I can get myself to stop laughing for that long. This one girl yelled out to him really loud something about his "FLAMBOYANT DANCING". GOOD TIMES, let me tell you. I want to move there now. Hey guess what after the show all these people bombard you with fliers and stuff right? Well Miss Rude Lindsay just takes them and doesn't even look but Miss Normal Looks-the-people-in-the-face Jess looks at the one guy and IT WAS THE FUCKING SINGER OF PIP bad European teeth and all. Oh and a mole. But OMG she brushed fingertips with him and didn't even know it. PIP!!!!!! So basically we were like one foot away from both of the opening bands TWICE in one night. Gosh amazing cool sweet awesome great fabulous omg.

School was like death on Thursday but it was worth it. Later that evening I ventured to Park Shitty with Ho and we discussed lots...shopping wasn't happening so we just ended up sitting on a bench talking about stuff. Then we went to the best store ever (B&N) and looked at cool books and talked some more. Then we went to Wal-Mart and visited the Suckway losers such as Monica (even though she's not a loser) and then gay freak loser ugly face and Chelsie met and "fought" while I sat on the bench. It's amazing who you see sitting on a bench outside of WM...I mean I saw people I haven't seen for ages and I even saw Teeth!! So then that loser left and Ho and I went back to my house and discussed things some more things. The end.

Friday was a long day at school and then right to work at WM. I was even nice to that girl, haha. Ummm Danny G visited and was all NICE and FLIRTY like "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, TAKE CARE, I HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND SOON!!!!!!!!!!" What. The. Fuck. Ok I guess it's kind of exciting. Not as exciting as STEVE. Ok I'll shut up. So after work I came home and died in my bed. SLEEP.

On Saturday morning I woke up at the ungodly hour of 5AM and traveled to Alvernia College where I got in a crowded van with like ten other people and headed to Philly for Philadelphia Cares Day. It was actually pretty amazing when we got to the Mann Music Center. The announcer said there were 12,000 people there to help, which to me is like WOW. I mean in that small space. So then they're like "HI YOU'RE BUS 35" and they point toward this huge line of about a million Septa buses marked with numbers NOT in order. We went to like the Spanish ghetto of Philly to a school called Roberto Clemente Middle School. You know how most schools have a normal mascot like say an EAGLE something...well this school had a guy in the batting stance holding a baseball bat, hahaha "Robert Clemente". We painted the gym and the hallways and got all this white stuff all over ourselves hahahaha. It is really sad though to see the kids that go there. The one kid says he gets in trouble on purpose so he doesn't have to stay home alone on Saturdays, awww. I feel like such a spoiled brat after seeing their middle school and then how mine was. The little kiddies at Cocalico are so fucking lucky they have no idea. And they have to go and complain about dumb stuff, grrr I hate them all. Umm so then we were exhausted so we came home and all the retarded people in the van sang along to every single song that sucked. I never realized how much I really changed my musical tastes until yesterday when I heard the same fucking song 5 times in an hour and they all knew the words and I never even heard it before.

After my wonderful service project experience I got some caffiene and headed home in the RAIN. LMH and I conversed briefly and decided to go out and just drive. I was so bored gas was not even an issue. We drove to Lancaster and got lost on some creepy ass roads and we screamed at stuff like corn and windows a lot, ahhhh. Then we got stuck in some funeral procession at Hempfield High School hahahaha. Then we decided to be retarded and drive all the way to Morgantown to go to Wal-Mart because I just couldn't bring myself to go to the one in Ephrata. Lindsay bought candy and used the self check out and for some reason it was the funniest thing on earth (no we weren't high). Then we went and got some "food" at McDonald's...minus the needles. It was like deserted and the food kinda sucked. For some reason I was in a whack job mood and I was laughing at non-funny stuff and stuff that is sick and not meant to make fun of. I also told about me being molested by Gertrude HAHA, ew. Every single thing was funny, like the soap in the bathroom and the pictures on the wall of sheep and midgets.

After that we decided to venture to Reading and visit Alvernia College which was particulary (Steve Clark's word) un-hoppin on a Saturday night. Then we drove into Reading in search of the Pagoda but we only found thugs and sneakers hanging on wires and the same streets over and over. I made Lindsay listen to Panic at the Disco over and over and she loved it, haha. Then we came home and I went to bed and then I worked today and I hate work. THE DAMN DAY SHIFT (yes you ASH) never tell me what the hell I'm supposed to do about bread so today I rebelled and didn't make any and we ran out so early and it was awesome. This week I work like every single fucking day except Tuesday and Thursday if anybody wants to chill let me know, hahahah "chill".

Random thoughts...

-Working sucks except when it's at Wally Land because there are boys there like STEVE and others...

-Panic at the Disco constantly plays over and over and over in my head and it won't stop. I LOVE IT.

-Today I had to choose between going to NYC or Boston...seriously now.

-Halloween aka CKY is in one week, score!

-Vacation to (hopefully) NYC after that = NO WORK = BEST WEEK IN A LONG TIME.

-Picking my OWN classes for next semester, funnn.

If I think of anything else worth putting in here I'll add it so there is more words for you to stare at on the computer screen.

Bye loves, *Jess*

P.S. As Lindsay stated perfectly to sum up life right now:

linds4805: hes retarded
linds4805: as is everybody these days

FABULOUS