this was semi-interesting

Here are the rules: Google the following phrases and write in the first answer that comes up!

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

“Jessica needs to stop dressing like a slut” (…not exactly true of me…)

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in the Google search.

“Jessica looks like crap again” (in reference to Jessica Simpson…how nice of someone to say that)

3. Type in "[your name] hates" in the Google search.

“Jessica hates metal” (and then something about drowning? Kinda creepy…)

4. Type in "[your name] goes" in the Google search.

“Jessica goes skinny” (God I wish)

5. Type in "[your name] loves" in the Google search.

“Jessica loves her some taco” (Ew…sounds gross and dirty)

6. Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search.

“Jessica eats, Tony cheats?” (Too much Jessica Simpson comes up on Google…)

7. Type in "[your name] works" in the Google search.

All that game up are people whose names are “Jessica Works”…and of course something about Jessica Simpson working on a new album…

8. Type in "[your name] lives" in the Google search.

“This is where Jessica lives…” (Boring answer sorry)

9. Type in "[your name] died" in the Google search.

“Holly and Jessica died by accident in my bathroom” (Along with a story of a child murderer…yay)

10. Type in "[your name] will" in the Google search.

People named “Jessica Will” (And yet again more Jessica Simpson shizzz about “Jessica will be a no-show”…how annoying)