GUILTY or INNOCENT?

Singing in the shower?: INNOCENT

Left the stove on?: GUILTY

Ate Stale food?: GUILTY

Spit in someone’s drink?: INNOCENT

Stole something from a friend?: INNOCENT

Played with Barbies?: GUILTY

Kissed your posters of your favorite stars?: INNOCENT

Listened to stupid music and said you like it?: GUILTY

Made someone cry?: GUILTY

Opened your Christmas presents early? GUILTY

Found money, and didn’t turn it in?: GUILTY

Gave money to a homeless person?: INNOCENT

Thought “Star Wars” was cool?: INNOCENT

Had a super-hero costume?: INNOCENT

Lied to protect a friend?: GUILTY

Broken a bone?: INNOCENT

Seen “The Goonies” more than 10 times?: GUILTY (i think)

Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: GUILTY

Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow?: INNOCENT

Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours?: INNOCENT

HAVE YOU EVER...

Ran through the sprinklers?: Yes
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: No
Went outside naked?: No
Flashed somebody?: No
Mooned somebody?: Yes haha
Been on stage?: No
been on stage naked or close to it?: No
Been in a parade?: Yes
Been in a school play?: No
Drank beer?: Yes
Went to work/school with a hangover?: No
Gotten detention?: Yes
Gotten expelled?: No
Been on a plane?: Yes
Been on a cruise?: No...I wish
Traveled out of the country?: Yes
Liked somebody you could never have?: Yes
Liked a friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
Cheated on a test?: Yes
Broken into a house?: No
Stolen from your own family?: No
Flipped somebody off?: Yes
Ate spoiled food by accident?: Yes
Ate spoiled food on purpose?: Nooooo
Ate food you dropped on the floor?: Yes
Laughed at a funeral?: Yes
Watched somebody’s death?: No
Killed somebody?: No
Gotten a tattoo?: No
Gotten piercings?: Yes
Fired a gun?: No!
Gotten into a fist fight?: No
Gotten into a shouting match?: Yes
Swallowed sea/pool water?: Yes ew
Swallowed sea/pool water on purpose?: Nooo
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Yes
Laughed so hard it hurt?: Yes
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: Yes...almost
Seen a live birth?: No
Delivered a baby/animal?: No
Had an imaginary friend?: No
Fell down a whole flight of stairs?: No
Tripped on stairs?: Yes
Tripped on your own feet?: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep?: Yes
Cried in public?: Yes
Thrown up in public?: No
Lied to your parents?: Yes
Skipped school?: Yes
Hit an animal with your vehicle?: Yes
Cheated on someone?: No
Been cheated on: No
Been one who helped another cheat?: Ugh yes
Cried so hard you threw up?: Almost
Given a wet willy to someone?: Yes
Gotten a wet willy?: Ew yes
Had sex? Yes
With a virgin?: Yes haha
Wore a thong?: Yes...not my thing