but i can't find the words to tell you

Yooo kids...what up??

Last week pretty much sucked as expected. I did get to work with Ash on Friday...love her!! Besides that day everyone I worked with decided to be a bunch of lazy asses with a lot of attitude...uncool. FINALLY it was over on Sunday afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Sunday night LMH and I drove far, far away from home and ended up in the suburbs of Philly, kind of near Conshocken (spelling??). We found some random Starbucks that was in the middle of nowhere and I had the most disgusting beverage on Earth as well as a fab brownie hand chosen by this random guy that worked there that decided to be super-friendly and have a lenghty conversation with me. He also touched my hand on the underside with BOTH of his hands while giving me my change for THREE whole seconds. It was just odd. Lindsay and I chatted and discussed life as usual...we learned everything and nothing about everything and nothing.

Yesterday I volunteered in the morning and then did NOTHING all day. It was the absolute worst and by 7:00 I needed to leave really bad so I drove to a B&N far far far far away (like 1.5 hours but in a different state :O) so I would be unrecognized...not that anyone knows who I am. I bought the best daily planner EVER (much needed in my life or I forget things). Oooooh on the way home from MD there was this person behind me for a loooong time and me being my normal self, I was paranoid that it was a cop and blah blah blah. So this person is behind me foreverrrr all the way into PA, through all the scary woods, and then back in Lancaster. Finally in Lancaster City the guy passes me and it's a yellow El Camino with some cool guy with sideburns driving. At one point I lost him due to being stuck at a red light, but I caught up eventually and ended up passing him. I got on the highway with him following and then played "The Game" for about 3 minutes HAHA inside joke. Anyway, I got off an exit early and the guy is STILL behind me ahhhh. So I was finally convinced he was going to follow me home and molest/kill me when he turned :(

Today I volunteered again and I saw who will only be referred to as Hospital Guy a total of THREE times. He seemed a bit moody today....overworked? Too many IVs?????? I don't know. I did see him once in the nasty "back room" (hahahahaha) and he SMILED, yay. Ohhh and for those who know what I'm talking about and care...his name is NOT Noah as originally presumed. Monica's best guess was Matt (followed by the gaggerific MIKE, JOHN, and ZAC(H), nice choices dork). So yeah nothing new there...I must find out his name so he's no longer Hospital Guy. At work tonight we just had a BLAST. So many things went wrong that by the end of the night we decided Phyllis had cursed us. Monica and I shared some deep dark secrets and laughed A LOT. We had some hugeeeee leaks with water flying everywhere, things breaking, etc.

**ALERT: Best story of the night/possibly ever at Suckway: right when we're about to close up I went to the potty house and I ended up walking alllll the way to the front one due to cleaning the other one. On my way back the longggg way Monica sees me and yells for me to hurry up. I walked into the store to find the entire chip rack laying face down on the floor. Initially I wanted to cry but then I just started laughing and fell onto the nasty dirty floor. We laughed for 4 minutes until we decided to try to pick it up which caused each and every single chip bag (approximately 280 or so to fall off. Monica drops the rack on the chips crushing them all and then kicks the whole rack causing more damage. I laugh on the floor some more. We call for "help" from a wonderfully smelling maintenence boy/man/loser/idiot and he re-assembles the shelves. Meanwhile we're about an hour behind, blahhhhhhh. The moral of the story is that a ghost knocked over the chip rack. The girl working at Wal-Mart said some "white thing" flew from the chips under the booths...weirdddddddd. That wasn't really a moral of a story but you get the idea. Basically this is the worst mistake/fuck up we've ever encountered and it wasn't even us!!!!!!! It was that damn ghost haunting us. Toooo many jokes tonight...Mr. Clean, being super tan, lookalikes, etc etc etc.

I MUST sleep now so bye bye...NJ for shopping tomorrow, way excited!!!!!!!!! Thursday looks extra-fab as well and the weekend is suddenly looking up due to a little Chels-Ho in my lifeeee!!