sometimes it's hard to know what's real

Yo yoooo!! Ummmmm I'm trying to keep up with this thing, for real.

So Tuesday, the day that wasn't supposed to exist for me due to no life, turned out to be the funniest day of the week. I went to class and during my break I needed coffee so I contacted Lindsay and we began to drive. So we're turning right at this intersection that's like majorly congested and stuff and then we have to stop at a red light before we can get on the highway. Next thing you know, CRASHPEHWPEJKDXJSKDJF. I'm serious, someone rear-ended me aka hit the back of my car. I look in my mirror and holy hell it's a fucking COP. I'm not even kidding. Immediately I start hyperventilating and saying OMG a lot. Did I mention it wasn't just a normal police car...oh noooo it was some type of giganticly enourmous VAN/BUS from the 90s, ew. He makes us pull to the side of the road right next to like a shrine to someone that DIED there, omggggg. I was almost in tears. So to make a long story short, a cop with yellow teeth shows up and makes it look like we're surrounded all the while LAUGHING and promising us "get out of jail free" tickets...WTF this isn't Monopoly. He leaves and another (German?????) cop gets there and pretty much we sat there for 45 minutes laughing as people stared and laughed. He "licked right above the word" HAHAHA. Also he called me Fraulein. THE END!!

Wednesday = longest day of my life probably. Studied Jesus for Gayology in the library, class, class, starvation, IRONY (ew), more non-studying with my now-FRIEND Michael and Lindsay, Gayology (9 out of 10 on the quiz...not bad). OH FUNNIEST THING EVER (I literally cried) = GBNNNNNN!!!!!!! I also went to Rachel's casa and almost fell asleep. Home, food, talked to Mommy, more boring stuff. Then I go online and find a "we need to talk/let's just be friends" message from Mike. Ughhhhhh what confusion, gosh. So I won't lie, initially I was really upset as in like crying and stuff. I like skipped Spanish today because I was incapable of motivating myself to get up that early. I did go to my other class and wow I survived. Imagine that. Actually today was a very good day overall. Last night I was kinda dying but I thought A LOT about things all day today, and I'm pretty sure that this happening is a good thing. It's like "better" this way, I think. As of now, I'm honestly like 98% fine with being friends. FOR REAL. I'm not even upset anymore, I'm GLAD. Ummmmm a lot of stuff is really DUMB, like boys in general and mainly MYSELF. So like yeah, I guess "we'll see" what happens?? "Who knows". Oh also I'm 100% positive I love Lindsay and Rachel for being my best friends fo' life yo.

TOMORROW is gonna be fabuloussssss. School for Psych and a quiz I'll probably pass with flying colors. THEN home to do homework, ew. BUT THEN, I'm hanging out with Monica and Lindsay and I get to venture through WM with Monica to the ELECTRONICS to buy a JAMES...I mean something electronic. Ahhhh!! Excitement. THEN we're going to Park Shitty and hopefully SEARS and I might buy a vacuum cleaner, HAHAHAHAHA. Also I get paid like a million dollars tomorrow and it's gonna be the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm gonna have a lotta money and that means I'm chopping and dying my hair despite remarks by my "coach" LMH and even my hairdresser that it's perfection the way it is now. Ummmmmm SATURDAY is gonna be life changing. I'm not even fucking kidding. If it snows and my mom doesn't let me go I will literally DIE. AHHHHHKAJDKDIEKADJDKRJFEIADK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to remember picsssss for Brit and Ash P, yo. OMG, so right at this moment I'm realizing I haven't been this happy in a little while due to too much worrying. WONDER WHY...hmmmm. So yeah "a weight has been lifted". There's a lotta chicles aka CLICHES in this. So yeah...best weekend of my life despite "bad" things that happened. I'm happy again. I guess for now. Yay!!

P.S. I can't stop watching Clockwork Orange and today I bonded with my mommy!!!!!!!!!!