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I keep forgetting about this thing. Well not really, I just don't have time to sit down and type a lot of words at once.

Ok soooo last Tuesday my father drove Lindsay and myself to New York City (!!!!!!!!!) and it was ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. I wish the day had never ended, omgomgomg. I love it. First we bundled up and walked around "mid town" or whatever, I don't know. We went to FOSSIL ahhhhh. New favorite store for sure. I got an awesome watch, yay. Then we went to B&N with my daddy and looked at psychology books about how to be happy and maybe some other bad stuff too. Next we got pizza from Ray's and Lindsay ate it, SHOCKER (it was touched by greasy men and touched the dirty table, "ew"). Next we parted ways with mi padre and we went to Ricky's and looked at BUTTONS and hair products and eyeshadow (brightness). Lindsay bought a button and it reads: "Some call it stalking. I call it love." Very fitting, I must say. I wanted the one that said "My First Button". Next we went to an earring place and I got a like 294901 pairs of earrings, mostly green of course. We also visited the coolest Urban Outfitters and I saw a glove/scarf set for like $130 and then we left. Umm we went to Sephora sometime along the way and I bought bright eyeshadow and yeah it's the best.

NEXT we went to the gay spot aka Bleecker Street. LOVE LOVE LOVE. Ummm we saw gay bars/restaurants and polished gay men walking cute little dogs chatting on cells (wow, I just described COWDOG oops). We went in some cool jewelry stores and got more earrings (love) and also into a place where we petted a fat cat. Also, we went into a record store where a scary man with loooooong hair wearing a "Steelers" hat worked. Pretty much the coolest store ever with lots of CDs in absolutely non-alphabetical order, fun. My daddy bought me THE FAINT ahhhh yay. There was also a cat in this store but it sat facing a corner and Lindsay and I tried to nudge it but it just gave us dirty looks. We got cookies at a baker, yum. We froze. Saw more gays, etc.

Ok this part of the NYC experience gets its own paragraph...BOYS/MEN/HOT/WOW. So I'm pretty sure I saw some of the most beautiful males ever created and placed on this Earth. OMGGGG dark brown hair and blue eyes...that one was special. I also just remembered the guy in the basement of the record store with the dead cat. AHHHHHH it was overwhelming, the amount of hotness that surrounded us. Die die die hot amazing gorgeous special love gay straight who cares they're hot. THE END.

After Bleecker Street we drove towards the ice skating rink, sweet. It was freezing there and we ditched my daddy to find the potty in NBC. We got lost in the building as always looking for the rest room. After we re-found my dad we walked to Times Square and looked for Chinese food and finally found a good place and we sat in the WINDOW cool. DISTURBED was most definitely playing at the place across the street so we got to watch their lovely faces the whole time. Also on the large MTV screen across the street I happened to notice Gerard's gorgeousness and Bert's ugliness singing "Under Pressure" together, best 3 minutes of my life. Food was good.

We walked aroud T.S. a little but we spent most of our time in VIRGIN, yesssss. It's like Tower and B&N combined together and I want to move in. I know I say this at least once a day but I have never laughed so hard in my life...we found this book called "Fuck This Book" in which someone replaced random words on road sign with "fuck" and we pretty much died. Lindsay DROPPED THE BOOK and FELL ON THE FLOOR laughing. Dead serious. A favorite would have to be "fuckle your seatbelt" for sure. Next time you see a road sign, try it because it makes driving that much more interesting. HOT GUY WITH SPIKY HAIR AND METROSEXUAL SHOES, die. Um Lindsay got ice cream and it took forever. I'm sure we went in other stores but I pretty much covered the good stuff. OH my cameras that I bought turned out to be UNDERWATER cameras just in case, ya know, we decided to go deep sea diving on Broadway. On the way home I almost cried as always. I just can't bear to be separated from my love, New York. I LOVE YOU. Ok I'm done with that.

On Wednesday morning I decided to road trip up to KU with Lindsay at 7 am to drop off her papers. Wow it's big there, yep. Then we of course had to cruise by AC, haha it was deserted. Ummmm then we took a ride to ummmm somewhere named Birdsboro...yeah NEVER heard of it...HAHAHA. We got stuck in ice and cried that we'd be stuck for life and would have to explain to our mommies what the hell we were doing on some shitty back road in Birdsboro. No comment. After that little experience I came home and practically threw up of nervousness over a phone call that was to be made. I woke up and FINALLY called and talked to "Mike" and it was cool. After that I got ready and headed to his house (wow it's like it never happened). Ummm we watched movies and stuff haha. It was fun and I had a BLAST (non-sarcastically). The end? I'm not good at talking about this.

Thursday I had to go to AC to discuss my future with my advisor or whatever. I like her, she's cool. After that I got my hair DYED omg wow it's like reddish kinda? I can't really describe it. Then there was a blizzard and I had to go to work. I was there for like 20 seconds when gay PCBond called and told us to close for the night. Thanks PCB...love ya man. Umm die? So yeah I worked for 2 hours and then we closed and I drove home in the icy sleety cold freezing rain. Boredness, sleep.

Friday...I can't remember exactly. OH I worked with Ash and Britt @ Denver...good times with my buddies. We were dead and I got to leave early I think. Saturday I went somewhere for my mom and then I got my paycheck, MONEY!! Then I worked, probably with gay losers that are major slackers and do no work. On Sunday I opened Denver all by myself, aren't you proud? It was kinda easy and me and Dar and Britt had fun of course. We left the store a mess, haha. Later me and Ho went to KOP, whoo hoo. I was on a mission to buy gloves but I never did find any that were good enough. We tried pretty much every perfume in the mall and I didn't like any of them. My hands broke out due to Victoria's Secret lotion, ew. Peppermint Mocha Starbucks = AMAZING (exact quote). I saw gay boys there as well, HAHAHA they were like 12. Parking garages are scary and KOP's elevators are insanely sloooooow, hahahaha. I think the best part of the trip was on the way home in the car listening to fabulous music such as System of a Down (whoa) and other hardcore music such as that and then suddenly This Is How We Do comes on, AHAHAHA. Gotta love shuffle. I've also discovered a new love of foreign music such as ummm German? We even sped back to my house to watch Eurotrip because it's definitely in there. When the guys in leather jumpers come out. We're nuts and KOP must happen again soon.

Ok this week umm Monday I bought Christmas gifts for my parents and stuff and also ACTION ACTION's cd for myself even though it's like one week before Christmas and I'll be getting lots of gift cars. Monday was also working at Wal-Mart. I officially hate "C" and "J" aka CORTNEY AND JESSE because well I can't not say their names. HATE HATE HATE HATE. I want to stab them all. They need to be fired. I don't know how some people keep a job and at the same time do absolutely nothing, make fun of everyone, think so highly of themselves, steal safe combinations, and act rude towards customers. UGH you're fired. OH but there are now nice boys to admire at WM...such as JAMES (paleness and greeeeeen) and the glasses boy who loves me and says hi and SMILES crazily every chance he gets.

Ummm on Tuesday I worked at Denver til 9 and then Lindsay and I ventured...out. We started in her car but the speakers were dead so we took mine. We visited my loves Mon and Lys at WM and saw the scary ponytail guy and the Turkey Deli guy who loves me as well. He's like a red headed hick freak who probably loves guns and Nascar. We're cool though, yo. I love making friends. Next we drove towards...nowhere. I spent a special little message to MIKE and suddenly we were in his driveway, hahaha. Ummm we watched a movie in another language and I'd have to say it was pretty hilarious. Lindsay hated it I'm sure. Somehow we ended up leaving his house at 2 am (?!?!?!) and Lindsay said AWWWWW a lot in the car and then she just stayed at my house due to the fact that we didn't get back til 3 in the morning. I hope mommy doesn't read this, haha. It was pretty much a fabulous evening and I can't wait to do it again sometime (like tomorrow? haha).

Yesterday Rachita was supposed to come over and bring her bro but she never showed, loser face haha. Instead Kim called me and we went shopping at Berkshire for gifts for her family. Again I looked for gloves and...nothing. I drooled over pictures in magazines and we heard Korn in the music store. Boys boys boys. Then we went to the video games store which was new and exciting! I felt like a giant dork. We were gonna go to Target but it was fullllllll so went spent like a million hours in B&N. Another one of my loves. We read some ummm astrology books about love, hahaha VERY interesting to say the least. Later on the in the evening I picked up Smann and we went to youth group...made a new "friend" there. Then Rachel, Joe, and I dragged Smann to WM again to pick up my pictures, HILARIOUS pictures too. I guess you'd have to be there to understand...maybe? Nothing too exciting happened at WM except for lots of dumb Cocalico people wandering around, ew ew ew.

Today I slept until ONE o'clock. It felt good. Next I went to WM AGAIN, hahahaha I'm addicted again. I bought a phone card since I uhhhh used up all my minutes last night talking to this one boy, yay. I got some stuff for my mommy and that was that. Came home and made lots and lots of phone calls to make plans for HP, YAY!!! Discussed Spanish class with Lindsay, whoa. Then it was time for HP! I picked up Kim and Lindsay and met up with everyone else. I SAW E-BIZZLE AKA ERIN BUYNAK, yay!! We had fun driving there reallllly fast and losing Rachel every 20 feet behind us. We made it and it was cool...we even illegally parked in the employee parking and got away with it. The "ride" was fun watching how chocolate is made for the 69385th time in my life. Rachel and Sarah pet the giant cow. Aww Monica and her husband came with DAWSON, awwwww what a cutie pie, I love that kid he's so adorable. I want to babysit him haha. It wasn't too cold walking around and it was cool to see all the LIGHTS and PEOPLE aka boys with cool hair. Monica, Lindsay and I rode one ride (tilt-a-whirl) and were like huge idiots laughing the whole time. I didn't buy anything, sadness. Rachel and Joe headed home but the rest of us met up at Wendy's for some late night food. Dawson was hilarious driving his little car all over and talking to me and Lindsay in another language, haha. Aww the night was FUN. It's so exciting to have everyone back home...like old times!!! Definitely more good stuff to come like PHILLY and CHICAGO, yesssss.

Tomorrow is looking like possibly driving extremely far to see MIKE and if that doesn't work out then I'll probably bake cookies with Kim, yay! After that is retarded work with a few cool people and one hateful one named CORTNEY, grrr. Saturday is Christmas Eve!! I have to work but only til 4 so after that I'm doing pretty much nothing whatsoever...if anyone is also doing nothing CALL ME. Then it is CHRISTMAS. It doesn't feel like Christmas for some reason. I thought HP (whoaa not Harry Potter, but Hershey Park) would put me back into the spirit but I didn't even eat any Chocolate so what the hell????

Time for random thoughts:

-I never realized how busy I really am until now...I actually have a life and I didn't even know it until now when I'm "in demand" hahaha

-I've been having strange dreams every single night lately and I don't know why...some are fucking scary involving thievery

-I can't get enough of good NEW music such as Action Action and The Faint, yay yay yay

-I love that my friends are home and I realize now I'm going to miss them even more when they go back to school

-I'm a new person now?

-Everything is extremely fun right now and I never want it to end...I hope nothing bad happens soon :( I'm excited for the future of well...everything

-CHICACO is going to be the best

-New Years Eve might be good this time around...

-Must go back to NYC for Spring Breakkkkk :)))

-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (just had to throw that in for some people to make it extra special)

I'm pretty sure I'm done now, it's late and I'm tired, BYE!