Word up gangsters. Ummmm life is busy at the moment but I kinda like it that way...I'm never bored. It's been another whole week...seems like a lifetime. Time is going by slowly and I like that too...I'm having fun and it lasts a long time so yay.
Let's see...last Thursday was a fab day. I had some school in the morning (no Spanish class) and then I went and got my nails did. HOT PINK, that's hardcore. Later in the evening, Lindsay and myself traveled the Philadelphia. Before we actually left we stalked someone but he was like MIA, what is up with that?!?!? Poor milk dud was probably home alone, awww. So yeah we went to Philly and on the way we stopped at the rest stop near Valley Forge and we walk in and guess who's sitting there. MISS SUE!!! Her and SOME GUY...probably one of her many "partners". So yeah we chatted with her briefly and she kinda scared me. She's kinda...out there. She told us she'd race us on the highway...ummm sure okay SVZ. Once we got to Philly it took about 16 hours to find a parking space and it wasn't even crowded. We went in the poster store where a gay man with expertly ripped jeans locked us in. Then we got some foooood and had the worst service ever AKA the waitress like forgot about us and never brough the check after an hour of us sitting there giving her evil looks. Finally we just put twenty bucks on the table and left. Rebels. We saw many...BOYS and even some locals like your royal highness. Even Lindsay was like "BOY! Boy!!!!!" I laughed really hard at nothing and it was cool. Some black man asked me about my watch. First of all, I was wearing long sleeves so he couldn't have seen a watch. Second of all, I wasn't wearing one. Then we drove around and Lindsay took pictures of buildings we see at least once a week. We saw some nice pillars. Fabulous architecture. Everyone should move there.
Friday was more school. I think I saw BN...probably yes. How thrilling. Umm I worked at night with BB and Ash...reunited at last. We had fun doing no work and listening to music that we're not supposed to listen to. We then decided to kidnap Lindsay and go to Wal-Mart for some late night fun. We visited Monica and Ran (crying) and then we looked "the music section". Then I talked to a boy. No Me Kay Elle or however you spell it. Wal-Mart = life.
Saturday morning was me sleeping in a lot and then traveling to some stores with my daddy as usual. Then I came home and went to work at WM with some cool kids. I was ALONE with Toothy for 3 whole hours and it wasn't even that bad. He just frightens me sometimes with the heavy breathing. We had a grand time taking out the trash with the scary Wal-Mart people instructing us how to do it even though we know and telling us to "watch out for the mice...just kidding". But he wasn't kidding. They ate the mayo and left "droppings". The mice, not the workers, ha. Oh dorkface right here was too tired to be normal in the parking lot and definitely smacked myself in the face while opening the car door. Nice big bump on my chin the next day, hehe. Sunday was more work with Dar where we discussed Jesus and bad thoughts of certain boys and Crimson and Clover...GOOD TIMES on Sunday nights.
This week is soooo long. I mean it's only Wednesday. Monday was school of course then work. I work at Wal-Mart like all the time now, for reals yo. No Harry Potter boy last week or this week :( BUT I did talk to this other guy...well he was talking to me going on and on about his job at Chuck E. Cheese and how the little kids punch him in the butt while he's dressed as the giant mouse. I think he kind of liked being punched in the ass a little too much. It was interesting. OH MY GOD...I'm pretty much like done talking excessively about Steven since he is quitting in TWO DAYS. BYE STEVE I LOVE YOU. I know where his new job is but that would be just plain weird if we went there to visit. What will I do without him???? Oh my goodness it is just so terrible. I'll never talk to him again. HOPEFULLY he'll come and visit at Wally Land and give the video footage of him dressed as a woman. Speaking of visitors, Fluffer head didn't come to get his "honey mustard" or whatever, turtle necker didn't come and order swwwwweet pepperssss and Chester was also missing. Our coffee went to waste. COFFEE GUY <3 HOLY FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET. Some dickhead loser guy threw his food at us. It was fabulous. He wanted a refund because the sandwich was "fucking garbage". Awesome awesome. He flipped the entire tray over all over the cash register (aka COMPUTER with KEYBOARD) and soda was all in everything. It looked like the Subway massacre I swear. So then the Wally Land manager lady came and rescued us, as we cried haha maybe that was just me. So then they hunted down the fag people and kicked them out of WM....GOSH some people are so fucking rude it is not even funny. What possesses people to be dickheads? I should ask JESSE...hahahahahahaha.
Yesterday was Tuesday and I only had one class...home by 9:30 losers. I slept forever and my mom thought I was kidnapped like the people from Lititz. But I wasn't. I took her to get her nails done and to get mine fixed since one broke ALREADY. My hairdresser wants to color my hair now gosh...she mentioned HIGHLIGHTS which means BLONDISH colored...apparently just around my bangs and I said HELL NO because me and blonde is not a good combination, even if they are just "accents". So now she's gonna do something totally amazing to my head but I'm not telling. Later I went to the Hunger Banquet at the glorious Alvernia College. I ate a spoonful of rice and then I left. I don't like watching those sad videos about the starving people because it makes everyone feel helpless. They're just like "BUY THIS CERTAIN KIND OF COFFEE SO THE WORKERS GET THE MONEY AND NOT A CORPORATION!!" It makes you feel guilty for wasthing stuff. Damn I hate those videos. After that I looked into buying a super expensive straightening for my head that won't burn my hair to a crisp or make it smell like a toaster. Mucho dinero for nice-o hair-o. Then I came home and slept some more. I rested up big time yesterday and it was fab.
Today was only two classes...nothing interesting really. I finally decided to just go to the damn tutoring thing and it was good until the end when the lady like freaked out on me and didn't know anything about any Alvernia students coming to tutor. HELLO EARTH TO RETARD LADY. It rained hard and I was in inner city Reading. Spanish Harlem ghetto. Then I went to B&N to do homework and then I watched another depressing movie about genocide in Rwanda (NOT Hotel Rwanda). I saw a lot of dead bodies and it made me sad.
Now I'm home and I should be doing homework but noooo I am discussing Alvernia College hot boys with Lindsay, hahaha we are dorks. I really should get a facebook thing or whatever but I REFUSE to conform. I'd have no friends anyway. Hmmm what else is new. Ohhh Friday afternoon my seminar class is going to Phillayyy to the Art Museum!!!!!!!!!! Then I believe I'm going to see HP with Lindsay and Monicaaaa, yay us! Me and Mon are like obsessed and we stare at the pictures...if only the clone would come back.
Ok time for random thoughts...
*Myspace is addicting...even if you dont have one.
*Panic! At The Disco is so old now I can't even listen to it. In fact, I'm sick of all my music and what I REALLY want to get is Madonna's new CD...old school yep that's right.
*The library is the new hot spot to pick up boyssssss. In case you hadn't heard.
*Unwashed hair is the new black.
*I don't watch TV or listen to (gasp) FM 97 anymore...I feel so unconnected with reality shows and rap music.
*I'm still a non-talking loser at school BUT I may have finally found a cool major perhaps.
*I have a crush on pretty much any guy in my vision...it's awesome. Most of them likes boys though, cry.
Too late and too random...I'll write more after the weekend. BYE LOVES.
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