please stay here a while

Like OMG I have to write this gay ass essay and I didn't even fucking start it yet, HAHA!!!! But seriously...I work better under pressure so I am definitely gonna start is like any minute. As soon as I'm done with this crap.

Soooo on Wednesday evening BB and myself traveled the eight hour drive to NH to work and it was gay and slow and boring. We killed like 16 spiders and saw gnats flying around and yeah it as sick. Hot boys came in, sweeeeet. We discussed fun things like CONCERTS and SCARY HAY RIDES. How awesomely cool are we? After work we picked up Lindsayyy and then dropped off BB and me and Lindsay went to B&N because we live there now. It was gaytarded and we didn't even find that damn book she needed to get. I think we went to WAWA tooooo because hey, that's what we do every single day.

THURSDAY WAS BEST BUY AND OMG DIE. So first we visited the little kiddies slaving away over bread and veggies at Suckway. There was a gorgeous photograph of EUGENE in the newspaper that we discovered. It's even been cut out and randomly floats around the store now. Then we took BB home and then we drove to BEST BUY, yay fantastic. Inside we saw lots and lots of boys including Kurt Cobain but sadly no GEEKS. I cried a zillion times. We also saw a drug dealer (for real). They didn't even have my CD, what the hell. BUT they did have the best movie ever but I was too afraid to buy and it I couldn't even look away from the blonde boy.

After Best Buy we went to the mall and bought...nothing. We saw corn rows with some skanks, nasty. We looked at puppie, cute. We looked at guinea pigs, mice, and hamsters, HILAROUS. Wow it doesn't even feel like it was the same night but we went to Starbucks and there was a scary Ross-type guy there sweeping the floor with his womanly figure and eavesdropping on our conversaton. Loser. Then we went to Blockbuster and read magazines and then we came home. The end. P.S. I love the Reading area and the Pagoda because it's always there when I feel lost.

Friday was SCHOOL and then WORK. I was pissed off at work...in a bad mood I guess...and I didn't talk for almost three hours, shocker. I didn't even take drugs but I was miraculously normal again. After work Lindsay stopped by and drew some artwork on the board and then we took Ash home and she held on to the "oh shit" bar.

Saturday. Woke up. Ate junk food. Lots and lots of it. Made CDs. Didn't do homework. Wasted time. Watched Willy Wonka (love). Watched the most addicting show ever (American's Next Top Model). Got ready. Picked up Lindsay. Listened to AUGUSTANA (best band at the moment). Ate cold food at Cosi. Saw hot boy with hat + glasses + hair. Shopped at Old Navy. Drove recklessly to West Chester for party. Ate more junk food. Watched COPS (hahahahaha). Made fun of criminals. Saw a cute kitten that I'm almost getting (named PEANUT BUTTER). Laughed at dumb kiddie dump truck show with gay farmers with big tractors and glass eyes. Ate ice cream cake. Listened to the Braver. Discussed music. Got lost. Stopped in B&N because it felt safe. Saw black man and trench coat Matrix man who made fun of on the escalator. More being lost. Home. Talked to Ernnnn. Went to bed.

That was cool wasn't it?? So today I worked in the AM and it was just fabulous. Then I came home and it's been like three hours and I could've been doing my essay but I didn't because the model show was on AGAIN and I had to watch it. Now I'll go do my essay and I'll get an A because I'm awesome and I can do that. If I fail that would suck bad. So now I'm going. BYE.

P.S. Fun things:

-Concert in less than two weeks, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
-IT'S OCTOBER.
-School is cool.
-Time to do an essay, peace.