it's better when i bleed for you

Hey kids, what's shakin??

Yesterday I went to TH for an interview and I guess I'm hired. I just have to do a drug test and fill out paperwork, stuff like that. I'm not 100% sure if I'm gonna like it but I'll try it and see how it is before making any decisions. Oh and I'm staying at Suckway for like 2 days a week (which is all I get anyway) because I just can't bare to part with it, hahaha. I also opened a checking account, yay me.

Last night LMH and I went out driving and it was actually fun. We went to Wally World to buy milk and "napkins" and we saw some gay people, some gangsters, and the gay pony tail guy from #17, hahahahahahahahaha. We also saw some retarded kid in the car across from us that thought nobody was watching and was acting like a complete moron, what a loserrrrrr. Oh and I think I saw the crazy eye guy from Suckway (aka the cookie man that smells like weed a lot). We also saw Tyler Hackman and his scary face walking along the road near J-Weave's house on R-Town Road. Whoaaa we saw a lot of people/interesting things.

Today was gay and thunderstormish. I pretty much did nothing all day which is becoming the norm. I went to youth group and heard about a lot of people being engaged, WOW. We got ice cream yay!!!!! Haha I also saw B. Hells driving with a little golf hat on and Rachel and I laughed really hard yo.

Tomorrow is Thursday and I have to go back to TH. Then I believe Ho and I are going somewhere which should be entertaining. Hopefully there is no more Wal-Mart of golf which seems to be the two things we do the most, haha.

So now I'm booored and and dying in my house which is roasting hot. I'm watching this Lifetime movie about a guy who has a sex addiction and it's really good, haha. The wife has like the biggest lips I've ever seen and their one son named Josh is like totally hot, ow ow. But he has daddy issues, haha. Good movie, yep yep. I hate watching TV soooo much.

But speaking of TV there's this guy on the one VH1 show and he's like a writer guy and he has a blog and he wrote this one entry about what to expect if you name your daughter a certain name and he did my name and I thought his description was pretty funny and very much "me"...

Jessica - Well, you set her up to be the crutch friend for some Gretchen. She is unable to say no and will expect you to buy for her whatever Gretchen just got last week. She'll swoon over guys with unkempt hair in cargo pants, shell necklaces, and polo shirts with the collars turned up. No, she never plans to stop smacking her gum like that. And, yes, she really must use the word "like" every other word.

Oh for the name Gretchen he wrote that it belongs to a bitch, hahahahahahaa. I guess, stereotypically, I should be friends with a bitch. Unless I already am...JUST KIDDING yooo. Oh and I meant that joke in a good way.

I'm outta here kiddies, love ya, *J-Gangsta*