and like a blade you stain

Hey there kids, what up, yo??

Yesterday was Thurrrrrsday, whoo hoo. In the afternoon I had to go to TH for their little drug test thing and it tasted like shit. I parked on some guy's hose there...wtf?? Hmmm, it was such a nice day that I decided to take a little drive and take my movie back to the Block, fun fun.

So last night me and Hoehn had a nice little adventure. We planned on going to KOP but on the way there on the TP (turnpike, not toilet paper haha) we decided to check out the whole Exton area. Too bad we missed the damn exit. Hehe, we were preoccupied racing with Mr. Lexus Man...

Sooo we drove all the way to the KOP exit and took a little road trip to Phoenixville. I was pretty sure I knew how to get to Exton from there but just in case we stopped at some shitty gas station to look at a map. Just our luck the guy that worked there who was fugly with greasy hair and tattoos (probably to make him seem cooler) decided to take it upon himself to start asking us all these questions about where we were headed and if we needed help. NO WE DON'T NEED HELP!!!!! But he helped us anyway and basically gave me this 10 minute lecture on how to get to Exton even though I pretty much knew how to get there. So then we left the ghetto of P-Ville and headed to Exton.

Wow the mall there is full of all these richie people and it looked like they had just remodeled it or something and it smelled like paint. We looked around a little and I bought some hot earrings, haha. So then we went in this one Chinese store with all this crazy stuff in it including this one semi-cool guy with a ponytail, ow ow. Too bad he was with some "thing"...we couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl and we argued over it, haha. So they left the store and then so did we and were walking right behind them still trying to decide what this androgynous character was...haha we're so mean. I wanted to find a shoe store so we stopped to look at the directory thing and lost the boys...or boy and girl...or...yeahhhhh. We found the shoe store and on the way there we passed the he/she AGAIN. Then we were in the store and they walked past, ahhhh scary.

I was too poor to buy a new pair of green sneakers but Hoehn bought the white ones so that we could trade. I looooooove them, whoo hooo. Hahahhahahaha in the car we traded shoes and I think I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard. Yeah and this guy was like parked right beside us and I think even he was laughing at our insane-ness.

Hmmm next we went the little shopping thing and decided to get something to eat at our new favorite restaurant Cosi, heheheheh. So we walk in the door and there's this cooooool guy with even cooler hair and me and Hoehn look at each other with that...look like we know what each other is thinking, hahahaahahha we're evil. So we go and get seated by some chick BUT it turns out our waiter is the guy. So we got some hot pizza served by hot "Kevin", hahaha. Nice bone structure right Hoehn??? What a fun filled time with Kevin...sigh. We even tipped him a little extra dollar than we shoulda and he was all like "Thank you!" and me and Ho were all like "No, thank YOU!!" Or maybe that was just me...

Mmmmm then we got Starbucks, awesome. We drove home listening to wonderful Duran Duran, attempting to be as 80s as we possibly could. Then we watched Constantine and ate the rest our pizza made especially by KEVIN. Funnnnnnnnnnnnn times...we experience a lot of interesting people last night.

Today is payday thank God. I need mucho dinero for next weekend. Probably my whole paycheck...oh and I'm starting to think that there's something wrong with my gas tank (or the way I drive) because I seem to be getting gas an awful lot, haha oh well.

I'm outta here, peace out, *J-Gangsta*