you're so magnetic

Word gangsters. Um it's been a while since I wrote in this thing and cool things happened.

On Monday I volunteered at the hospital and it was really boring. I didn't even see the hot guy, goshhhh. Then at night I worked and it was pretty funny. My co-worker spent the whole night talking about the NR and how the door to Subway is gonna fly open and he's going to be standing there with smoke all aroundhim and he'll like flip his hair and this weird music will be on. I cried laughing. After work me and LMH went driving around and got lost in farmland. Then we went to this McDonald's that's really far away and tried to order stuff at the drive through. So Lindsay says what we want and like ten whole minutes go by and the guy's like "Could you please repeat that??" Then they forgot the small fry and we had to wait forever. How busy could they possibly be that late at night?

On Tuesday we went out to eat breakfast at Shady Maple and then I bought some awesome candles that eventually melted a little in the car. Then I had to drive through New Holland (which is like a really cool place yo) to Brownstown to get my car inspected. Me and Vinny looked at all the cars and I found this black used car...a Pontiac or something but it's too expensive and I already have a good car that works. That sucks, it was a cool car. Oh we also went to Rita's but sadly we didn't see anybody cool in Denver.

Oh Wednesday I just hung around all day and then I skipped youth group to took Vinny, Mike, and Nick to the movies to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It wasn't that bad I guess...but those kids can get pretty annoying. I keep forgetting they're younger than me. And why is Modest Mouse like a cool band?? They're NOT cool, ok?

Yesterday was fuuuuun. I got picked up by Ho and Henn at 6AM and we headed down to the beach. We listened to cool music on the way there and I drank lots of coffee (and a muffin). Ooohhh we saw this awesome guy in a red car who became friends with us. I love staring at people. We only got lost once and eventually made it there and had some pizza for lunch. A lot of funny things happened but I can't remember right now. Ummm after lunch we went on the beach and they went in the ocean but me and Lindsay just sat around...I should've went the in the water but oh well, I didn't. After the beach we walked around the boardwalk and stuff. It's pretty small there yo. Regaybeth didn't really impress me. Oh and I dislike Franz Ferdinand about 4 times more than I did before I went there, haha. We did see lots of cool haired boys though, yayyyyyyy!!

Um I bought taffies and that's it. Whoaaa big spender. After we left the beach we went to eat dinner. Somehow my legs got like burnt to the extreme...I've never felt this kind of pain and discomfort before. At the restaurant I almost cried because it hurt that bad but a little drugs made it better. Oohhh outside the restaurant we saw more skater boysssss with long hair and it was cool. Even if they were like 10. Inside there were like even more cool hair guys, one that drove a big SUV really fast. Ow ow. All the cool hair made my pain disappear for about 5 minutes so I could eat my french onion soup, and then we were on the road again.

I attemped to sleep on the way home but it didn't really work since Hoehn isn't too easy on the brakes and I have whiplash now. But then we stopped for some bevarages at a random gas station (in Pennsylvania in case you were wondering) and there were boys there and it made it all better, haha. I'm so dumb and weird it's not even funny. After that we decided to make fun of people and made up lots of sweet raps, yo. We're all so musically gifted and we laughed really really hard and a lot of fun. Even if we're all going to Hell now, it was a good time.

We got back early so we hopped in my old man car and I attempted to drive around Denver. We saw Frozilla's bro (wow he doesn't have a nickname) and friend sitting on their little porch so we drove by like 923893 times. Then we thought we saw Pudge (remember that name???) at TH so we drove by there like twice and the second time we saw Frozilla's bro and friend walking TO TH so we just drove right up and parked there, haha. Wow I can't believe I actually managed to steer myself into the parking lot and take out a dollar. Zac was the little gopher and went in and bought a zebra cake. Frozilla's bro like stared the three of us down and it was cooooool. Ho said he thinks he's hot stuff...well, he kinda is except for who he's related to (smelly) and how he spends his time (sitting on porches).

Ok so THEN we drove down the crack alley and prayed nobody was there. We crossed paths wth the fro bro once more while stopped at the red light. They had to walk right in front of us and starrrreeeeeeeeeeeee ahhhhhh. Of course Lindsay and Zac fought over honking the horn. Somebody did it, I don't know who but I smacked Zac like 392485 times. Next we went to the Denver park and visited the skate park. Very interesting. It felt surreal...we stood where J-Weave had once stood, WOW. I also learned "Skateboarding is not a crime" and got to like slide down one of the ramps, yay. Then we went on the little merry go round and spun and spun and spun until I felt sick. Thennnn we drove around more and saw no one except for fro's bro one more time.

Omg my legs are red like a lobster, yo. I couldn't sleep last night because of the pain...wow that's pretty bad. Today I tried to sleep in and then I took Vinny to get some pretzels. Fro's bro was on his porch again dressed like an angel in all white and we looked at each other. Cool. I also had to work tonight and it was pretty fun. More NR talk...it's so weird. I must see the yearbook NOW. I need proof of age, haha.

After work I took Vinny to get some french fries and stuff at Mickey D's and I saw little tiny skaters with rockin hair. They had to be like 7th graders...that's sad. Then Lindsay and I drove around, whoooo.

Denver was pretty boring so we got some gas and went to Clearview drive, hahahahaha. That was scary, yo. Then we checked Denver again...still nothing. The fun-ness began when we went to Wal-Mart to buy some "lighter fluid". First we saw lots of drunk/scary/hick/late night Wally world go-ers and got frightened. Then we got in line behind a guess what kid lookalike. While in line we saw the following friends (I'll do my best with nicknames): Elf boy and his bro, the "most changed" punk boys, and the half hick half hardcore punk kid. Lindsay decided to like follow them so she "forgot" something and we went walking around again. We found them in the music section so we tried to hide but then the bashful boy and his posse of GIRLS came around so we ran to the left. Too bad Iceberg was there. So we were like OMG and we ran the other way but they were right behind us the whole way back to the line (the same one where the guess what lookalike still was waiting). So then they go in the next line over and Lindsay's all like "Let's say hi!!" and I'm like "Um, we're not Rachel". So then he's like standing there practically waiting for us to say hi so Lindsay WAVES at him and he waves back. Just like on the "teacups". OMG hilariousssssssss times at Wal-Mart.

After that we drove around Ephrata/Denver and made calls to Walt (Disney) and played groovy disco music to which he sang. What fun. We saw Peter today!!! Haha, and last night right near Cocalico High School...it's a sign.

I am so tired it's not even funny. Tomorrow looks cool except for my legs being painful.

So long folks!!

Peace, Love, and Lighter Fluid, *J-Gangsta*