do you feel like the way i do

I finally decided to just go out driving yesterday because I couldn't stand hearing anymore messages on the answering machine so I left. I drove like really far away...to York almost. Then I drove South almost to Maryland and then I came back East towards Lancaster. It was a nice little road trip all by my lonesome self. I got to listen to sixty thousand CDs and I even drove over this gigantic bridge over the Susquehanna River on some back road (not a huge highway bridge) and I felt like I was in a movie where the bridge was going to collapse or something. I actually felt nauseous for half of a second. It was all so entertaining.

On my way back to good old boring Denver, Lindsay called and after I ate dinner I went over to her house. First we went to Suckway and I had to fill the "chippies" since Alyssa was alone and then we drove around. What else is new. We saw people...but I can't remember who. Probably the Dev/Dex bros on their porch, yo. Oh, and we saw the guess what kid. He's pretty ugly...uglier than I remember from the Suckway appearance. HE LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE YO. He's UGLY. Word. Then we picked up Ho and Henn and drove around some more. We honked at J-Weave, ahhhh. He honked back too, weeeee. I saw his gorgeous locks blowing in the breeze and IT WAS AWESOME. Hmmm what else did us crazy kids do. We went to the park again and drove in unknown territory and saw shirtless boys with long hair that like sped past us and made lots of dust. There were too many Mennonites there so we left and parked at "the church on the hill" and walked around Denver for like 10 minutes. Wow, what fun. I learned new ways to say "make a left/right" and it was funny. Denver has creepy men walking in alleys late at night (the alley of crack, yo).

So thennnnnn we hopped back in the Bug and drove past TS's house like 85 times honking a lot and having Henn yell stuff out the window. So now the Dev-bro knows my car AND Lindsay's car. We're definitely screwed, haha. For once in my life we didn't drive past Walt Disney's crib. We wouldn't want to see anymore nudity...we do need to have our vision in the future. I still have the whole dashboard/air freshener image in my head...that's just nasty, yo.

We took the kiddies home and I went back to Lindsay's house and we check who was on IM. I ate pretzel salad!! Whatever that is... it had white stuff in it and the name reminds me of Salad Fingers. Then I came home and felt wide awake and didn't get to sleep until 3 something and had to get up at 7. FUUUUUN.

Volunteering is gay and I'm lying to them and telling them I have a new job and I can't do it anymore. What a rebel. I went shopping today too and I bought shirts because I need them really bad because I hate all my shirts pretty much. The rest of the night was lay around and watch TV night, how exciting.

Tomorrow I get a computer, yay! Then I work with my bud Alyssa and we're having another Suckway partay so come if you wish. That means the NR too. JUST KIDDING kids! I'm sick of TV, yo. Oh and just another thing to add to the list of bad things that happen to me...tonight I was coming down the stairs and I stepped on a thumb tack that was sticking straight up. RIGHT INTO MY HEEL. Yeah, that felt gooooooood. Why me?? Oh and the little happy family is back together now, isn't that sweet?? Gag me. I'm beginning to despise the bad side of my sister just as much as I love her when she's normal. What the fuck is wrong with that girl's mind, honestly.

Peace yo ghetto friends, I'm out, *J-Gangsta*