Well hello there beautifuls. It's only Tuesday but yesterday and today felt soooo long. Not that I'm complaining...I don't want the fun to end, haha. So let's see...
I had to work on Sunday but I can't really remember any of it since I was too high. JUST KIDDING (that's for you, Ash). After work my brother, Judy, and the baby came to visit and we drove to see my dad at work and then they left and I was sad. Sidenote: my awesome heavily-tattooed thinks-he's-16-years-old big bro just ADORES the Killers and I find that just fascinating. I can't remember the rest of Sunday but I know I didn't do my homework.
Monday was a cool day at school. I was feeling a little sick from allergies or lack of sleep or something but school made it all better. Seriously, yesterday feels really far away so it's kinda tough to remember all the little details. Basically, we were all freaking out because it was only one more day until we saw all our little friends perform in the bands in front of a live studio audience at Tuesday Night Live, laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh. The anticipation was just killing me. Oh and last night I had to work at the far away Suckway with Acne Face.
Today I woke up and had bad hair and acne but Rachel fixed me. We saw green shirts and people with staring problems and it was cool freakin awesome. In Preschool Lab we somehow created the ultimate power group of "little people" and I never want it to end. We got to play "badminton" and Lindsay whacked Alyssa in the head with a racket and Alyssa almost cried while we all laughed (she was fine). Then Jenna and Abbie had to "drive" the bus back into the school and it took them about 20 minutes to get in the building and everyone was staring at us. And for all my fellow Preschool Lab "big people" I think it was a "B-E-A-U-TIFUL day!" I love solitaire-playing Kyle, I really do.
Today at lunch we got a behind-the-scenes sneak preview of what thrilling musical performances were to come at TNL when Bizarro drummed away on his Pringles can. Helicopter Head scissored himself to a short(er) 'do and MW was nowhere to be seen, sniffle sniffle. Physics was just amazing today. Rambo singing all those Spice Girls songs and her and Rachel showing Cot their moves...wow. Then Rachel showed Cot the coolest handshake in the world and I almost cried from laughing. Somebody stole a gram weighing thing from the "Science Department" for illegal substance measuring purposes (or maybe they needed to weigh something else in grams...) and speaking of those illegal substances, it shocks and amazes me how people who once hated now love and are suddenly super nice (like letting me out of my parking space today) just because they think we're on drugs. Or maybe it's because Rachel is such a nice person and waves at people, HAHA. I can't wait to see what's in store for this blossoming relationship...Rachel should have fun playing tennis though, especially now that she's found the "SWEEEEEET" spot on her racket. And remember kids, just say NO to crack.
Um tonight was like the best night ever. "TNL" or whatever gay name they called it rocked my world (and the worlds of others such as Ho and Linds and maybe Rachel a little too). Bizarro was just fantastical and I could've sat there all day and watched them play their little instruments. I told Chelso and Lindsay that I want a poster of their band to hang on my wall next to my bed. I mean, Bizarro and the Hood Kid, what more do you need in life? Bizarro SANG too, how wonderful. They should definitely have some kind of merchandise that I can buy. All proceeds benefiting the "Buy A New Shirt" fund for Bizarro. I'm just so obsessed and it's really sad. The other acts were...different. Lindsay's "hot" new lover's band was pretty good too except for that damn keyboard. They have cool hair too. Oh, and um Pizzahut like talked to me or something and I was stunned for about 5.4930 seconds...he's such a nerd.
The way home was just great. I mean first, out of all the vehicles in the parking lot my tenth grade boyfriend's gangster "ride" was parked right beside me and all the homies were surrounding my granny-mobile, scary! Then Henn was like talking to him so I got to hear him speak and as we were pulling away Henn "whooed" out the window and they did it back. Then I had heart failure and couldn't drive and I think it had something to do with the "blur" as some would say of green shirts and ponytails and baggy pants and horns honking and gangsters yelling. Zac Henn's lovely voice singing Unbreak My Heart out the window comes to mind too. We honked at JW's house or something but I was dying then so I can't remember.
I should really really really go do my homework because there's this test tomorrow first thing in the AM. So that's all I have for tonight. I know I'm gonna have weirdo dreams about Bizarro and his Pringles, drums and long hair once I fall asleep and I'm a little scared. Tomorrow looks like another exhilarating day at school.
I'm happpppy, can you tell?? I had a lot of coffee today (with tons of sugar) and allergy medication so it was a pretty off-the-wall sort of day. Chels-Ho, I know you'll read this eventually...I really really really really really really want to meet the green shirt wearing gangster tenth grader. I know it's really dumb and would be awkward or whatever because I'm not cool enough to be ghetto but...yeah.
Peace, *Me*
P.S. Salad Fingers wants to caress your rusty kettle.
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If you're made it this far, then you're worthy of being my friend. The end.
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