now we're making some progress

OMG it's been a zillion days. What the hell have I been doing?? Welllll...

Last Friday I had to work with Ash and Sarah and they tortured me of course and messed up my ugly hair. The cool thing to do is to pop your collar...just try it. Oh and it's just too bad I missed the blonde dreadlocked (?) potheads. Then I met Rachie and Big Zeb (aka JOE) at the fair and we watched some little boys play in bands. It was marvelous. We walked and walked and made fun everyone and each other. Good times. I especially loved Jose's "friends" in all their punk-ness pushing baby strollers. What the hell. I SAW BIZ and JK's bad teeth, sickkkk.

On Saturday I was FORCED to travel 25 minutes to work at the dirtiest Suckway in the universe AKA Roachway AKA New Gayland...I mean Holland. I was all expecting to work with a BOY with a cool named like EUGENE but sadly it was just me and the smoking black shoes-white socks (hate) lady. THEN SHE LEFT ME THERE ALONE FOR LIKE AN HOUR. It was death. All the old people felt bad for me. I even dropped a toasted sandwich (following the trend of Friday night) on the floor. Chicken suicide. Franks' Hot Sauce "splatter". Just like a CSI crime scene. Whoaaa too much time on my hands to have those kinds of toughts. So then some lady Alice (In Wonderland) came and rescued me and I got to finally leave the hell hole.

At night I went to the fair again!! It was Rachel, Jose, Lindsay, and myself most of the time. The favorites weren't there (except for a few fantastic moments) but we did see helicopters and skinny boys that look like girls (Stony Coder). Ummmm Rachie and Jose left us and we walked. Ash was like stalking us...everywhere GOSH, haha. Then we watched the fireworks and piss our pants laughing for a reason I cannot even describe in words...seroiusly, it's not even funny now but it was hilarious then. And NO, we were NOT high on anything. Except life.

On Sunday I worked with these two losers. We created art with vegetables and listened to the old school nineties music. Somehow somewhere there was a picture taken of me and it's now posted on the wall there. THANKS BB. But yeah man, we are all so excited for OCTOBER 14 (the future best day of my life). Brit's even got a plan to get backstage...except we're going to Hell for even saying it. I don't want to offend anybody. Hahahaha who am I kidding.

So back to schoooool this week. It's getting better and better, and that is a totally non-sarcastic statement. I try to talk sometimes and it sorta works. My classes are going pretty easily...and I like them all pretty much except for math and english due to dullness. I have three loves at school which include MARTIN, BILL NYE (not to be confused with B Hells (whom I do NOT love)), and the new one that shall be called THE SMOKER (seems to be a trend with everyone's loves). Oh and did everyone hear the news that capitalizing things is the new "in" thing. GET WITH THE PROGRAM GOSHHHH. Overall school is pretty damn fun.

Non-school related events that have happened to me this week include going to Lowe's with my gay parents. My mom stole one of those little squares of carpet. I am not even related to them at all. We are FINALLY paiting our fugly ass walls in our house, my room included. BRING ON THE COLORS. 222 construction is making progress. Don't go to the Ephrata Fair, it's gay. The parade sucks, XANGAs are better YO. I'm in love. Oh and guess what, I DON'T DRINK BEER. Hahahaha. Ummm tomorrow is the coolest day ever because I get to visit the Suckway losers on my day off and then I get to go watch a movie at school that I have never seen before but I'm sure I'll just love it. A. Clockwork. Orange. Damn I guess that counts as school related.

So top ten things to look forward to:

1) October 14 - Heart attacks, dying, wearing sneakers, PHILLY (it's been forev).
2) October 19 - PHILLY again, eyeliner, my dad going? (or hot Cameron).
3) Working with the same person alllll weekend and making this GINORMOUS order for this gay lady who is paying like $300 for sandwiches from Gayway.
4) Crying that I don't work Sunday AM.
5) Getting reimbursed for tickets and being able to buy gas.
6) It's almost Friday ($$$$$$$$$).
7) It's my favorite season ever. I love those leaves falling at Frankie's white trash house.
8) Bus stops in the AM. Yeah you don't know what I'm talking about.

Yep there's only eight. Coffeeeeeeeee.