9.11.2005

is it getting better now?

Yoooooooo, what up. So umm yeah Friday night was crazy fo sho at Suckway with the newbies...we were overwhelmed and we all died. Somehow we got out really early though. But not because I turned the open sign off at like 9:20...when we close at 10...

So yeah Saturday AM was purdy gay...I don't think I did much of anything. Oh oh I went to the bank and stuff with my dad and we also went to the paint store and I found an AWESOME color for my room, yay. Thennnn I took a little nap and then I went to work. Ho and Henn came to visit me, aww how nice of them. THEN right after they left TS came in, omgomgomg wow.

After work me and Lindsay went to Wal-Mart so she could buy hair stuff, plastic flowers, and healthy weight dog food for her fat dog, hahahaha aww Bail. Omg we laughed so hard at the pictures of the animals on the boxes in the pet aisle...don't even ask. We saw lots of NASTY shit (literally) in the bathroom. It was pretty much the sickest bathroom EVER. It reeked of God knows what, there was "splatter" on the floor surrounding the toilet, there was a mom in the one of the stalls hacking up a lung (or giving herself an abortion...we're not sure yet) and then her two daughters were washing their hands and stuff and then the littlest girl was LAYING ON THE FLOOR. Omgomgomblahblahgagaldjadkjasd. THEN WE SAW A ROACH SCURRY ACROSS THE FLOOR IN THE GUPPIE AISLE. Last but not least we read a magazine article about an alien baby.

Oh man, I saw these two guys that reminded me SO MUCH of a Napoleon Dynamite scene. They were walking in side by side and me and Lindsay walked past and to stop for us they just stopped there with their mouths hanging open and their arms hanging and then after we were fully past them they started walking again side by side. I was waiting for one of them to be like "Hey Napoleon, whatta ya gonna do today??" and then the other guy would be like "Whatever I feel like doin, GOSHHHHHH". I'm retarded.

Today = Do All My Homework And Then Some Because The Fair Is Next Week YO

Goodbye.

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