i'll be the one to show you the way

Whoa, one whole week...what a shocker. Sooooooo let's see how much details of the past week I can squeeze into this thing...

Friday, if I remember correctly, was my gay ass TH class that sucked. After that I came home and packed some of my crap for the weekend and then Jennifer and I ventured out to Wally World and then to get some subs from the sexy boy at her work, hehe. We didn't want to eat there and we couldn't go to either of our houses so we just drove around aimlessly (near Clearview Drive muahahahahaha) holding these gay subs that we got and couldn't even eat, haha. Then I went home and did more packing and preparation for the el concerto. Then it was the late night shopping excursion to Wally World to buy junk food for the trip with Ho and Lindsay (yes, twice in one day). The queer #17 guy was there, hahahaha...he's pretty much the gayest "hispanic" guy I've ever seen. I love him just the same though :)

Saturday was cooool. Hoehn came over super early (as usual) and we got all prettified while we waited for Herr to call after she got done work. Mmmmm we got Starbucks on the way to Philly, yum. South Street was pretty much the same as it always is...for some reason it seems like forever ago that we were there so I can't remember what stores we went in. Ohhh wait we went in the lion store and LMH and I read some hardcore books about why our lives suck, hehehe. It was pretty accurate too, for me anyway...being shy and not saying what you think, idolizing normal people...that sort of thing haha.

Next we attempted to get to the concert which was surprisingly easy considering my lack of driving skills and the inability to know where I am in relation to other things such as landmarks and other streets. So we finally got there only to find out that the Secret Machines weren't playing, tear tear. Anyway, we got in line with all the hot boys (there were way more than at the Killers), ow ow. Oh and just to be annoying I'm gonna tell about certain people that we gave little nicknames to such as the guy in front of us in line that we called the guy with the CD up his ass (it was like in his pants). But yeah speaking of this guys's pants...they were being held up with this white gay man belt. He was also wearing a baby blue shirt and a matching baby blue rhinestone encrusted watch. Of course we were stuck behind him and his friends for the beginning and they were like the tallest guys in there. We were pretty much like eye level with the CD he had shoved down his crack.

So yeahhh since the SM's weren't there they had some other band as an opener...Pepper's Ghost or something. They were entertaining to say the least. The drummer looked like K-Mac and there were two singers, one that was wearing probably the tightest jeans I've ever seen in my life. I saw much much much more than I wanted to, hahahaha. They were pretty perverted too...and that's always hot. Ok so after they were done this boring ass band went on and pretty much deafened everyone with their freaking space noises. There were two guys and one was balding and the other one (the drummer) was like a psycho on the drums...it was like he was having a seizure.

Eventually that was over...it was a nice nap. THEN the Kings of Leon walked on the stage and it was like faint faint faint. The Bizzy lookalike was sooooo near to us...fake smoking his little cig. Ummm the singer is pretty hot too with his obviously straightened hair and Jesus bling (like Trav ha). Ho thinks the big nosed one is sexy, ew. The drummer was wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt, cool. Ok now that we have a full description of them...yeah they were pretty good and upbeat. But they didn't play the really good song, tear tear. People were dancing a lot and Lindsay and I were frightened somewhat. The people in front of us...some guy with frizzy hair a nasty lip ring and his big eyed girlfriend, were getting all pissed off because they kept getting bumped into...they needed to CHILL OUT because that is expected at a concert. Ho said that it was "tame" compared to others she's been to and I was like OMG and then I said I wanted to go to one even though I'd probably be trampled to death. Hmm other interesting characters included these two dudes that had cool hair from behind and that danced the whole time...even to the boring band. The one guy had a huge honker...we saw him outside after the concert and then on the highway going home, haha. There were also the kids from "Africa" aka Ephrata...which was the kid who was like humping me and Chelsie trying to get his way to the front ew. Oh and we made it home alive too, congrats to us.

Lindsay had to work in the morning so she went home to go to beddy byes and me and Hoehn had a little slumber party. Then we went to Isaac's while we waited for Lindsay to get ready and had this older guy punk wannabe as our waiter. We also rented a movie to take up there with us. We didn't get lost or die on the way there, yay. As expected, it was slightly boring up there but kinda fun too. We watched movies and just hung out the first night. The next day we went to Knoebels and although I didn't go on any roller coasters I did go on that gay pirate ship. Two words: NEVER AGAIN (unless I'm drugged). Wow I didn't know the feeling in my stomach would be that intense and I was seriously on the verge of crying and/or puking. I survived but my tummy hurt the rest of the night. Speaking of tummies, when we ate dinner at this restaurant we had this waiter guy with bug eyes (he was kinda hot though) named CHASE. Awwwwww Chase...what a friendly guy. He had cool hair and was wearing a cute little white waiters outfit. He even gave Lindsay extra soup for free, awwww CHASE!!!!! We wanted to keep our little receipts with his special message written on it but we couldn't and it was sad. Hmmm we went on more rides, etc. etc. etc. Ew a creep girl with black holes for eyes and ugly red frizzy hair kept staring at me...she was definitely retarded and OMG it was freaky. Lindsay attempted to save me but she like got in my face just to say "ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR STAY AT KNOEBELS". Whoa ew nasty blah puke sick gross.

That night we were like wound up and stayed awake really late sniffing some incense and laughing at pretty much everything. Even Whippy Herr was laughing, hahahahaha. The next day we went to the store and the "mall" and it was pretty lame. I would rather die than live in Northern PA. Well except maybe Girardville...hehe.

We watched Kill Bill (both of them) and they were really good except I missed the very very end, cry cry cry. Then we left...goodbye peaceful mountains, hello crazy South Street (again!). We walked around a little but it was really hot and our feet hurted so we left and went to KOP for a little. We also read some of the awesome book Hoehn bought at Tower to tell us how to be "cool".

So now I'm back at my boring house crying because my life sucks (at least I know why now, haha) and because I don't know what to do with myself. College starts soon and that is scary, yo. We got the Cocalico calendar and it was a depressing moment...no more high schook, wahhhhhhh. Now I get to take school seriously and work!! Oh and I'm telling everyone right now my new "awesome" job at TH isn't gonna last too long. Suckway needs me.

Hmm I work everyday for one whole week except for Tuesday so if anybody wants to chill let me know, homiee.

I'm outta here...If I remember anything else (not that I need to add more to this) I'll put it in later.

Peace, love, and CHASE, *J-Gangsta*