i hope you understand

Let's see...Wednesday was a cool day. In the morning I went to the school where my aunt teaches in West Chester. Saw lots of cool elementary school kids. There was one 5th grade boy with LONG HAIR and GREEN CONVERSE. I loved him (from a distance).

Then I went to youth group but nobody was there but me and Rach so we just strolled on over to get some ice cream. We saw this mafia man with a Lincoln and a neck brace, HAHA. Then LMH called and *GASP* Rachel was allowed to go cruising around with us. First we went to get Lindsay and I checked out her bro's yearbook. HOW COOL. The kids just get better and better with each passing year. I asked Lindsay today what's gonna happen when all the kids do fewer and fewer sports and activities and more and more drugs? That's something to think about. Anyway, the yearbook rocked. Some favorites included Emily Walton, Homer's little sis, and of course the kid I (WAS) in love with (temporarily) until I found out who it was. GOSH, why did it have to be THAT KID!?!?!?!? Ahhhhh, that is baaaaad.

So we hopped in my car and went through ghettofabulous Denver and there were A LOT of gangsters/thugs hanging around. We were about to turn in the crack alley (with no turn signal of course) but all these kids were standing there and I like quickly swerved back onto 4th street. So of course we get a red light and they all come walking out looking, geeeeze. My car was becoming too familiar so we got in Rachel's "ride" and went through the crack alley where we were stared down by FROZILLA and all his homies. Then we went on Main street and Rachel's mama happened to be walking so we honked like eight zillion times. Turns out TS and friend are also walking on the same sidewalk and completely turn around to look. Sorry sweetheart, we weren't honking at you. So then Rachel goes around the block like 60 times and they're just standing outside TH looking at us each time. I hope Rachel knows she lives like right near them all and they're gonna see her and the little gold Jetta a lot, haha. So finally they went down the crack alley (SHOCKER...I though TS wasn't allowed to go anywhere...but apparently there was a slumber partay at the Smithie house so according to Lindsay it was a special occasion). Or maybe they were just being like us and checking out the cracky action in the alley with the FROman.

Ummmm after that we saw cars speeding around in and out of the alley and also in the parking lot behind TS's lovely abode. We also passed the real Mr. and Mrs. Smith and we yelled out "HI MOM AND DAD!!". Wait, maybe that was just me. Everything was just thrilling, the rough streets of Denver were really hoppin. Then Rach had to be home so we went to Wally World and saw like 10 people we know in 5 minutes including B. Hells yo, the kids from Shitty that know Henn, and others but I forget who.

Yesterday was like gayness. I took a ride to this place with my parents and my grandma, some kinda market thing, I don't know. I got cool candles though, yay. They smell good. Later on we took my grandma home and that was about it.

Today Lindsay forced me to go to the East Cocalico Police Department. We were like trying to hide so nobody we know would see us. Not that they wouldn't see the bright blue bug or hear the screechers on that thing, HAHA. We went in and had to go down scary steps to pay her fine for parking on the wrong side of the street (at my house of course). We couldn't stop laughing for some reason. We didn't see any prisoners or jail cells but we did see the "squad room" or whatever and this ladder leading to nowhere. On the way out I yelled "UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE!!!!!!" and we laughed some more. I actually think I may have damaged a rib because the one side of my ribs hurts. MY RIBS HURT REAL BAD, GOSH! Sorry Napoleon Dynamite. Speaking of him, after the copper house we cruised Denva and saw Kyle!!!! AWWWWW. We also saw mini gangsters but they were too far away. I love going the long way everywhere...it's so much fun. I mean, it takes us like 20 minutes to get from Lindsay's house to my house when it should only take 10. That's great. Oh we also dressed Bailey up as a graduate and took pictures. How cute.

Tonight was also work at Suckway. Nothing too funny happened except I heard that the littles from Sunday kept coming back to get water and Alyssa yelled at them to clean up their mess. Awww I hope they still come back after being antagonized. After work I took a ride down to my sister's house and we saw the kiddies...Livvy is so cute. Oh and they're coming to my partayyy by the way (post nasal surgery of course, lol).

Alright kids the schedule is looking pretty full next week. Tomorrow is hopefully arranging plans with Smann and going to Kim's for a little. Sunday is work and maybe taking a ride to the shore to go to the boardwalk...somebody come with me and be my car companion PLEASE. I'm also going to Philly next week on Wednesday I think, so somebody needs to come with me to that also.

Ok some final thoughts...

I'm still in love with 90's music and the 80's is starting to come back too (DUH).

The Killers are still the best band ever (for now...oh and I'm loving Louis XIV more and more especially the "me" song.).

I'm more in love with the middle school yearbook than my own high school senior yearbook (and it MIGHT possibly be because of that kid but we won't go there...oh and we shall hereby call him the guess what kid because of the whole "OMG GUESS WHAT!?!?" thing).

I need a new job (help me out please).

I NEED TO GO TO BED SO I CAN HAVE SWEET DREAMS ABOUT FROZILLA AND THE GUESS WHAT BOY (and he's literally a boy, omg I need to shut up). HAHA, ouch my ribs.

Oh and please check out FIC SPORTS, YO. There's an awesome message written by none other than Love Me Harder with assistance from J-Gangsta. Wait I think I mentioned that in another post...but read it again anyway because it gets funnier everytime.

Peace, Love, and Dingers, *J-Gangsta*