such a pretty picture that you paint

Omg...I haven't written anything in here all week. I know Chelsie's like dying to read what I have to say but it might not be that interesting since I probably won't remember half of the week.

I think on Monday I went to Erin's house after school to work on this gay physics music-making project that sucks. Nothing too exciting happened at school (that I can remember). Tuesday was work and it was hilarious. Me and Alyssa had sick pervs talking to us about "footlongs" and another scary guy staring into the window. Alyssa put out the illegal tip jar and we made like $8 and it was awesome.

Wednesday was so thrilling because after school me, Lindsay, Chelso, and Henn were going to Henn's house to watch an awesome "movie". Basically it rocked my world, haha. We saw mis-matching J-Weave skating around with short hair, people falling off things over and over, awesome graffiti (HAHA...ice cream flavorssssss), J-Weave mooning the camera in SLOW MOTION, upside down Bizarro, old men, the ghetto of Denver, cop cars, my lover's face (which was paused so we could get the full effect) and his whole body including a lenghty crotch shot hahahaha, and ghetto Eminem music with rich kids who give away their sneakers. I can't think of anything else so you guys gotta refreshify my memory. After the glorious Zac Henn production we took Lindsay back to her car at school and went to Wally World where I got my gay pictures that kinda sucked. The second roll of film will definitely be better. Then we saw the outside of the graffiti garage and almost died in a car accident because Chelsie wasn't paying attention or something. What else is new.

I can't remember what else I did that night...oh, youth group which was boring. My brakes like almost died on Wednesday too but I got that all fixed on Thursday. After I got home from the car place, we hopped in the blue Beetle and went to KOP for some shopping. Lindsay got there in like record speed because she drives 90 mph the whole time but it was cool. We got smoothies and Chinese food and talked about funny things. Then Chelsie like spit her smoothie out all over me and it was like on my shirt, ew. But it was for a good reason. We sang along with DREAAAAAAAAM WEAAAAAAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR and it was fantastical. Chelsie also drove Lindsay's car because she's too retarded and doesn't know how to navigate through the parking lot. We literally almost died...I actually screamed and it was cool (now that we're alive).

So yeah, the new cool thing to do is say "GAAAAAAAAANGSTA" all the time. I guess Rachel kinda started it...yelling it out the window on the way home from school the one day at J-Weave running to the black Jeep he now drives to CHS. It's just the best word ever invented along with Frozilla and Bistits, hahahahaha. Oh, in the one store at KOP there was a shirt that said "G Is For Gangsta" and I so wanted to buy it for Killian but I didn't. Gangstaaaaaa. I just can't stop saying it.

But yeah I'm like allergized right now but I got some meds and it's kinda better. I'm bored out of my freakin mind because everybody is working tonight and I don't know what to do with myself. I'm rested too which means I can't even take a nap. So yeah...what else can I talk about. Oh, Lindsay's boyfriend "John" got arrested or something like that...even though his name was clearly not on the bulletin. He was trying to sell his "fine cutlery" to everybody this week, what a nerd. Rachel talked to the nerdy freshmen (sadly NOT Biz and Fluffy) and they told her she's cute. They're kinda gross...and they always look, ew.

So...Rachel's car got hit today by her friend Britany and that's pretty sad for her (well both of them I guess). Brit's car has to get totalled now but Rachel's car is only slighty damaged...some crackage and bentness. We got together again for like half an hour to work on the project and it was boring. Saw some GANGSTAS walking. When I got home there was some freshman skater wannabe at my neighbors house and as I was leaving so was he (I was driving, he was walking)...well I like drive by and he's all tie-dye wearing, skateboard carrying, thinks-he's-so-cool looking, and he's like giving me the peace sign. Hahahah gotta love those freshiessssssss.

After that I had to get gas because I was driving on empty and then I went to Wally World to buy some medicine for my eyes so they stop itching so damn much. I saw porch kids too, or course. Hahahaha speaking of kids, today on the way to Physics we passed Tits, Bizarro, and this other kid who doesn't have a nickname yet and Rachel goes really loud, "WHOA...GANGSTAAAAAAAA" and we laughed real hard. "Physics" is so perverted...today Cot was talking about vibrators (sort of) and it was just wrong. FRANKENCENSE AND MYHRRRRRRRR is my bestest bud. We're tight like dots on heads. Ouch...that was mean but oh so funnayyy. I feel bad for the partners in that group, wink wink...ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD.

I'm so mean.

Oh yeah, Hoehn I'm such a dork...see Rachola told me what she said to you about me "meeting" the pink shirt gangster so I knew you were gonna say something about it...which is kinda what I wanted to happen. But then when you said it yesterday I was like "Uh...." and acted like I didn't want to. But I do. I think. Um, I DON'T KNOW!!! Hard to explain I guess...I guess meeting that ghetto-sneaker wearing kid would be pretty awesome so yeah, talk to me, I dunno.

Tonight is looking like NADA, cry cry cry. Tomorrow is *supposed* to be the driving "practice run" but my mommy said if it rains we're not going, tear tear. Say a prayer it doesn't rain because I am NOT sitting at home all day. After that I think I'm going to some birthday party and then I have to sell iced tea and other various beverages to stupid little kids who think going to the dance is cool. At least Jen will be there to keep me company. Ok, I guess I'll go watch TV now...should I watch sexy James Franco in Spider Man or laugh hysterically at Austin Powers (even though it's the TV version)??? We shall see.


Oh, and Mr. Hummel is feeling under the weather so everybody hope he gets better!!

Peace, Love, and guesssssss what...GAAAAAANGSTAS, *Me*

P.S. I wish I was a cool freshman/sophomore so I could have an awesome nickname too!