what's the worse thing i could say

Wow. Today was...fun and interesting. I got up on time (for once) and got ready to go to Lindsay's. On the way there I saw this extreme skater walking on the side of the road like an idiot and I laughed really hard. Then we went to King of Prussia and that was cool. We read funny books and made Lindsay try on lots of shoes and jackets that looked funny on her. Then we ate lunch and I dropped my bottle of Snapple Lemonade (omg I was soooo thirsty too) on the floor of the restaurant and it broke in like a million pieces. I didn't even get another one, tear tear, but I did get an awesome smoothie. So then we went to the make-up store and I pretty much blew *enter large amount of money here* on awesomely cool eyeshadow and this neato marker lip thing. COOL.

The car ride home was the best part. We were telling Lindsay to call, let's call him "John" hahahaha. This may be a little hard for some of you to follow along with but bear/bare with me. So Chelsie got the phone from Linds and sent a text message to him saying "I love you" with her name. No response. So she sent another saying "I love you so much. Let's have sex." with Lindsay's name again. No response. So then the convinced me to call and see if he said hello and then hang up. Of course I'm a retard and did it. Well I'm glad I did because it wasn't even "John" but some old guy named Fred something. We checked the number to make sure Lindsay had the right one and of course she didn't. So then they made me call the real number and I did and someong answered (!!) and said "Hello?" so then we just hung up like a bunch of third graders. One minute passes and Lindsay's phone rings and she took it away from us so we didn't do anything stupid. Chelsie got it back though and sent the real "John" (not old Fred) a few random text messages from Lindsay saying that she loved him and blah blah. So Lindsay then decided to drive to the parking lot of Weaver Markets (??) and chooses this random parking space in the back of the lot where there's a gap in the trees and we can see some trailer in a trailer park. You had to be there. We were all too afraid to actually call instead of a text message but then Lindsay called him and once again he said "Hello?" and then she just listened and he finally said "Don't be retarded." and some other mumbled thing and hung up. So then he must've got the text messages and thought it was Zac messing around with him but Lindsay sent him one back saying it wasn't Zac it was "the quiet girl" and then he called her back again. This time we convinced Chelso to answer it since she knew him. So she talked to him and told him how Lindsay was too afraid to actually speak to him but that she was right there and that it was actually her phone. He wanted to talk to her really bad but Lindsay refused and Chelsie told "John" that Lindsay loves him and Lindsay almost cried. Poor her. So we're driving back from stupid Weaver Markets to Lindsay's house and the phone rings and it's him but nobody answered it. We got back to her house and me and Chelso got out of the car to leave or whatever and Lindsay was still in the car. So we look over and there she is sitting in her car talking to somebody on the phone. What the heck. So we try to listen but we can't hear anything. So she's in the car just sitting there talking and laughing and smiling and we're like wtf. She gets done, rolls down the window and says "Guess who I just talked to!!!" He wanted to hang out with her tonight but she LIED to him and said she had to work, haha. She said he kept asking her to hang out with him and stuff, hahahahaha. Then he told her "not to be a stranger" and hung up. That's just hilarious.

Then Chelso Ho left and me and Lindsay went to let out this little white dog named Tootsie because she's house sitting for this lady she knows. We like froze while this little thing ran around and pissed all over people's yards and made this weird noise. Then we went to this one horse place and I got to help feed the little horsies, awwww!! Then we went to Best Buy and I got a cool awesome CD (more $ wasted away). Thennnnn we drove all the way to Lancaster to have Starbucks and just talked about the day's events and how Lindsay now has "access" to illegal things, hahaha. Then we decided to go into the city again to get lost. We found 222 somehow and went back to good old Denver and visited Chelsie at T.H. and I bought gum because I'm addicted to it. Then we cruised through Denver and saw a really HOT car with a 66 on the back, hahahahaha. Then Lindsay had to go home to call people about "riding lessons" or whatever it is she does.

And here I am. I think today was a very good day. I'm so glad we didn't have school. That would've sucked big time. School next week should be fuuuunny. I guess I'm not annoyed like I was last week. I guess I just felt like a loser and had to blame someone. Sorry!! But I'm all cool now. Ok time to talk about my lovers...last night I said I thought I kinda liked that one person again but I don't think I do anymore. It's a day to day thing. And then I found out that Chelsie wants to tell my tenth grade lover that I like him. That would be interesting to say the least.

I should go now and stop talking about stupid stuff. Peace kidssssss.

Smooches, *Me*