and i'm so high 'cause i'm in hell

Wow...I just realized it's been like eight years since I've watched TV. Which I guess is not a bad thing, but whatever. Let's summarize the football game LAST week...I let this thing go again for a week, my bad!

So yeah, Lindsay picked me up at like 9:15 and we drove on over to Coca-leeko for the big game. We got there during the fourth quarter with about 6 minutes left so there wasn't much to see. We just walked around a few times and then as we were walking out Lindsay said to me "Look! There's LB!!" and I'm like "Nuh uh...yeah right." But there he was, live and in person, lol. So we went to the car and decided to take a little ride to Reamstown but Lindsay's little Bug was all foggy so we tried to like power defrost. It would've worked fine except Lindsay didn't turn on the freakin button so we thought we were defrosting and we weren't. At all. Well...if you count driving and wiping the windows with our hands at the same time, then we were. So we're driving along and all that defrosting must've just sucked the life out of Lindsay's little Bug because her car went psycho on us and all these warning lights came on and all of a sudden we were in a corn field! We thought the stupid thing died...so we did the usual. Called the parents, put on the flashers, laughed nervously. Turns out we just stalled. Lindsay, you're a moron (just kidding!!!).

Lindsay slept over and then the next day we picked up Chelsie so they could come with me to get the oil changed. Then we went to McDonald's to see Chelsie's boyfriend and then we all came back to my house and watched Lindsay's new favorite movie Bowling for Columbine. I basically slept through the whole thing, haha. Then Lindsay left and Zac came and we were just bored and watched stupid Pimp My Ride.

That night...I did absolutely nothing. Sunday I worked...don't really remember much. Probably did homework that night and stuff. Monday I worked right after school again. I actually like the 3 to 7 shift. It's way better than 4 to 9 because I get home early enough to do homework or something else which is cool.

On Tuesday, Sarah and I had to go help out Mike at his little stand at the FAIR!!! Yay, the fair, whoo! It was a little boring. We kinda just sat there for three hours talking to different people we knew that walked by. We were also checking for hot guys, particularly ones in the stand next to ours AKA the Republican stand with the hottie that wants to be President. Yeah, he was cool. He gave us buttons!!! September 11th ones!!!! Sarah even said he was hot. He was like my crush of the day. I miss him :(

Me and Smann just walked around the fair and ate some of those good fried veggies. Saw a few more people we knew. On Wednesday I had to go up to the mall after school to get a necklace for my sister's wedding. When I got home Mel called and we went to the fair and walked around until like 7-ish. Then Lindsay called me and we met her at the fire hall to watch the parade. It was kinda lame so Linds and I went back to the fair. Hmm...nothing interesting there. Except we saw the Latin lover and Lance! Lance...he was kinda gay, hahaha. It rained a lot. I got wet. Ruined my green shoes :( But overall, tons of fun.

I definitely think that Thursday was the best fair night. I picked Lindsay up at like 6:30 and we met Rachel and Joe there but we felt kinda weird hanging out with Joe's friends who we don't know so we just hung out with Chelsie and Zac. Also, just to let everyone know there is a God (haha) because I prayed for a fish and talked about a fish the whole time and then Kim's brother and his friend came up to me right after I was done talking about it and said "Hey Jess, do you want this fish??" I was like AWESOME HELL YES! I named him Oliver and he was cool for about five seconds. Then having a fish was lame so Zac auctioned Oliver off to the lady with the hot dogs, haha. Kim got there and Chelsie and Zac went home (so Zac the little boy could be in his little bed by 9:30, awww, just kidding) and Kim, Linds, and I walked and walked and walked. Saw a lot of hot guys that according to Kim must be from somewhere far, far away. I definitely agree. So that was fun talking about hot guys because that's always exciting. Kim is hilarious too..."Oh my God!!! Look at that guy!" and then a few seconds later, "Oohhh, and that one!!" and then a few more seconds pass, "Ooooooooh, and HIM!!!" Good times, good times.

We avoided the Latin lover and his ugly pony tail. Nasty. He was looking at us in a scary way. Very freaky. He thinks Lindsay wants him or something. Wonder where he got that idea?? Oh, and just to share, LB wasn't at the fair any night, boo hoo, tear tear, sniffle sniffle. Honestly though, I don't really miss him since he went away anymore, haha. I definitely NEED to go over to Rachel's house soon so Rachel, if you read this (which I know for sure that you don't) plllllease let me come over to look at your "car" or whatever we were supposed to look at.

Moving right along. Today sucked. It was all cloudy and dark outside because of the "hurricane" that was supposed to come around noon. Never came. The hospital was boring today. I filled some gay pantry orders...good times with Rachel driving though...Like a Virgin and Baby Got Back on the way home. And those scary people on that one road...the girl w/ the convertible COMBING HER HAIR...wtf??

I was supposed to go to the big Cocalico v. Ephrata game tonight that was moved to an earlier time because of the "hurricane" but I'm guessing Lindsay had to work longer than she expected because I called her at like 8:45 and she wasn't home. Tear tear. Anyway, I watched it on TV and now I'm extremely bored. I could catch up on my Bio homework but I don't feel like it. Yeah, I totally failed this one test we took today. It was supposed to be practice unless everyone did good and the teacher says we did...16/24 is NOT good for a first test.

Someone's blowing the horn outside...let's go look! I must be hearing things. So school is easy except for Bio. Definitely gonna do bad on tests in that class. I just figured out my grade and it's an 80%. That won't be hard to bring up...I hope.

Tomorrow should be somewhat fun. I'll probably do a little H&W (homework, haha) in the AM and then maybe maybe maybe Alyssa will be able to come over and we can hang at the fair with some cool kids. Let me know if you're going!

Right then...I'm gonna go be bored out of my mind and watch boring TV, BORINGGGGG.

Smooches, *Me*

P.S. Kim, if you read this...you gotta find out who that guy is!!!!!