if i wasn't a celebrity would you be so nice to me?

Hey hey all you people out there! It's only been about a week since I last wrote, but I figured that since my last post was a little intense I would give you a break and just let you know all the +positive+ stuff that is going on in my crazy life.

First things first...Rachel and I have a new little object of affection. I am not disclosing this person's name, so let's just call him TC. It all started last year in English class...

He was just a regular kid in our English class last year and Rachel and I never really noticed him that much, but we did talk about him, just like we talked about every other kid in our school. Then that summer at the pool, we noticed that he was a lifeguard. Still, we never really thought about him that much (except for Rachel's mounting attraction to him); he was just another one of the thousands of guys that Rachel adored. After we went to the pool a few times, we became attached. We secretly talked about him, made fun of the way he swung his whistle, and tried to figure out if he was looking at us or not (he always wore shades).

Attachment turned into obsession and we actually memorized his work hours. We followed him all over the pool, so I think he kinda knew that something was going on. Since he is from NYC, we said that he wore "bling-bling" because he was always wearing tons of necklaces, even when he was lifeguarding. We always said that if anybody ever drowned in his section of the pool, that they would probably die because it would take TC an hour and half just to take off all his bling-bling. Hehehe, hahaha, hohoho...

When Rachel and I walked into our English class this year, we saw him, but we didn't really think much of it. Then after awhile, I forget exactly how, we became obsessed with him, which brings us up to date on the whole TC issue.

We constantly talk about him, making fun of the way he talks (so cute!) and the stuff he says, and we try to hide it, but recently all of these strange coincedences have been taking place. A while ago, we were in the lunch line, and since TC packs his lunch, he was already sitting down at the table, which was right behind the lunch line. As soon as we were away from other people, Rachel practically announces to the whole world "OMG, he looks soooooo HOTT with his hair like that!!!" being the little dorkette that she is, but I still love her, lol. Obviously he heard, so our cover was somewhat blown.

But that's what I just LOVE about this whole thing. TC would NEVER EVER say anything to us about it. Rachel says she can picture him saying something, but I can't. I'm not saying that we're complete losers, but TC is definitely more popular that us. It's hard to explain in words, but...geeze, I can't even say it, lol. I'll just use this as an example for those of you that don't get my drift. When I was in 8th grade I had this huge crush on this one kid and I would write his nickname on my hand all the time. Well, my one friend Cindy who is very outspoken, says to him "Hey, she's writing your name on her hand!" and he just gets this strange look on his face, kinda like he's scared, not scared of me, just scared, I don't know...anyway, and he says "Yeah, I know." not mean or anything like that, just confused or something. So Cindy says "Don't you care?" and he says yeah, but he would never say anything to me or anybody, maybe his friends or something, which was clearly demonstrated in Social Studies last year, but that's beside the point. The point is that what could he possibly say? Exactly, NOTHING, because he's, in our society today, too popular for us, so therefore he's just embarrassed about it. That was little longer that I expected, but I think I put it in a way that most can understand.

Now that I've just read over that it doesn't make any sense, but oh well, back to the mysterious coincendences. All these strange things have been happening, and some of them concern TC's good friend, let's just call him Loser. Lately, Loser has been listening to our conversations and telling TC things that we think are about us. Yes, you heard right, we think that Loser is a spy (espionage, lol). One day, right after we were done talking about TC, Loser called TC over and said, "Hey I gotta tell you something." and TC said "What?" and Loser's like "I can't say it right now because SOME PEOPLE might hear!" And then Loser and TC mock Rachel, I don't know if they actually mock her exactly, but a few weeks ago Rachel was talking to our teacher and she was saying that I make fun of her saying she's "Sooooooo stupid!" and Loser and TC were right there listening and saying stuff and then later on in the period, TC answered a question wrong and he's like "I'm sooooo stupid!" Another thing is that Rachel often says "It's cray-zy!" which is something that she heard TC's brother say and she liked it. Well, the other day, in Social Studies, which is another class besides English Loser was talking about his folder or something and he's like "There's papers everywhere!" So everybody looked back at him, including me, and he looked at me, then at the teacher and said "It's cray-zy!" exactly the way Rachel says it.

Then...then...THEN!!!! Rachel, Amy, Jen and I went to the bathroom and we were going to look to see what room we were in for the PSAT's and we turn the corner and guess who's there looking? TC!!! Rachel's like "Ok, let's go sit down and wait til they're done then." So we head back to our table and next thing we know, Juan, our friend, and TC, who is a friend of Juan and was with TC when he was checking his room, come up to our table, sit down, and start talking to us. Me and Rache were like freaking out inside, but you know, we had to say COOL, lol. Well, Juan's just like chatting away next to Amy and she's busting up laughing which made Rachel laugh and then me, so it was a pretty hilarious thing.

Basically, it's just a little game going back and forth between us and "them" which I guess is TC, Loser and whoever else TC might've mentioned this whole thing to...ahem...C, a friend of TC's, but that's a whole other story...well I hope you had fun reading about all of our little coincedences! I'll update ya if anything funny or exciting happens!

Smooches, *Me*