poor angel bob

I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you-oo-oo, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet...this post is going to be all about one of the most special people in my life. His name is Bob and he has yellowish skin and the cutest wink. He wears blue overalls and a blue and pink beanie cap. Right now my little bob is raising the roof with his little yellow arms. His dream is to become a cheerleader, but he really wants to be an angel, just like his mommy, Angel Bob.

I'm sorry to say, but Angel Bob is no longer with us due to some very unfortunate circumstances. See, I brought Angel Bob to school one day and everything was fine and dandy, right up until math class. Angel Bob was having a great day, meeting all my friends...boy, was he having a good time. Anyway, after math class was over, two of my fellow classmates, Tim and Dan, came over to visit with Angel Bob. All of a sudden Tim whipped out a black pen and began to draw, yes, I said DRAW, all over poor little Angel Bob leaving him with buck teeth and a plumber crack. Later on, Dan asked me if he could, perhaps, babysit little Angel Bob overnight. After considering the consequences, I said yes...hesitantly. The next day, after math class, Dan handed me a small black lump.

See kids, that's what happens when you mix kerosene and fire. But, hey, it's their loss...they still owe me 50 cents. Suckers.

Well I better get going so that I can enjoy doing nothing while it lasts. School starts in just 3 days, you know.

Smooches, *Me*